Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob 盯着的大旋钮“在布布管，撇开”

Tryin' to find some life in the waste land 试着去寻找一些生活在旷野

Fin'ly found a program, gonna deal with Mary Jane Finly发现了一个程序，会处理的玛丽珍

Ready for a trip into hate land 准备好行程成恨土地

Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen 讨厌的乔来在屏幕上

Along with his guest self-righteous Sam 随着他的客人自以为是的山姆

And one more guy who doesn't count 还有一人谁不计

His hair and clothes are too far out 他的头发和衣服都没有出过远

   

While pushin' back his glasses Sam is sayin' casually 虽然推着回自己的眼镜山姆是在说随便

"I was elected by the masses" “我被选出来的群众”

And with that in mind he starts to unwind 而考虑到这一点，他开始放松

A vicious attack on the finest of grasses 上最好的草的恶毒攻击

   

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty 那么它的邪恶，邪恶，刻薄和肮脏

(Don't step on the grass, Sam) （不要踩在草地上，山姆）

And it will ruin our fair country 它会毁了我们美丽的国家

(Don't be such an ass, Sam) （不要这样的屁股，山姆）

Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny 那么，它会勾你的苏和约翰尼

(You're so full of bull, Sam) （你是如此充满牛市，山姆）

All will pay that disagree with me 一切都将付出的不同意我

(Please give up you already lost the fight, alright) （请放弃你已经失去了战斗，好吗）

   

Misinformation Sam and Joe 误传山姆和乔

Are feeding to the nation 被输送到全国

But the one who didn't count counted them out 但一个谁没算计算出来

By exposing all their false quotations 通过将所有的虚假报价

Faced by a very awkward situation 由一个非常尴尬的境地面对

This is all he'd say to save the day 这一切，他会说败局

   

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty 那么它的邪恶，邪恶，刻薄和肮脏

(Don't step on the grass, Sam) （不要踩在草地上，山姆）

And it will ruin our fair country 它会毁了我们美丽的国家

(Don't be such an ass, Sam) （不要这样的屁股，山姆）

Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny 那么，它会勾你的苏和约翰尼

(You're so full of bull, Sam) （你是如此充满牛市，山姆）

All will pay that disagree with me 一切都将付出的不同意我

(Please give up you already lost the fight alright) （请放弃你已经失去了战斗好吗）

   

You waste my coin Sam, all you can 你浪费我的硬币山姆，你可以

To jail my fellow man 坐牢我的同胞

For smoking all the noble weed 对于吸烟的所有高贵的杂草

You need much more than him 你需要比他更多

You've been telling lies so long 你一直在说谎这么久

Some believe they're true 有些人认为他们是真

So they close their eyes to things 所以他们闭上双眼的东西

You have no right to do 你没有权利这样做

Just as soon as you are gone 只是一旦你走了

Hope will start to climb 希望将开始爬

Please don't stay around too long 请不要留得太长，

You're wasting precious time 你是在浪费宝贵的时间

   

Repeat Chorus 重复合唱