Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake. 海地有地震发生一点点。

Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.) 大家都冷静下来，我们甚至不住在那里。 （我们住在这里。 ）

Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS. 噢，我的上帝，它是一个大地震，检查你的屁股的屁眼艾滋病。

   

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake. 海地需要一些汉堡包和奶昔。

Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em. 你能抽出10块钱？来吧，把它给他们。

Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes. 因为他们有一个糟糕的大地震，需要一些创可贴和玉米片。

   

Cause they been wasting the last 500 years in their underwear playing in the sand. (with no pants) 因为他们已经浪费了近500年的内衣打在沙滩上。 （无裤）

We said put some clothes on, they was like "No", now a earthquake took their ass out. (so sad) 我们说的把一些衣服，他们很喜欢：“否” ，现在是地震了他们的屁股。 （好难过）

We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids. 我们给了他们一点点的食物，并绑架了四分之一万儿童。

Y'all come with us, don't be scared it's cool. 你们和我们一起去，不要害怕它很酷。

You won't never see your parents again. (they're dead) 你不会永远见不到你的父母。 （他们死了）

   

(You know) （你知道）

Now I'm thinking while we over there 现在，我想在我们那边

(We should) （我们应该）

Lay down a couple states. 放下几个国家。

(Yessir) （ Yessir ）

Y'all just wait 'till I'm president, I'm gonna run shit a whole new way. 你们都只是等待，直到我是总统，我会跑狗屎一种全新的方式。

   

Yeah 是啊

Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS, listen up everyone I ain't playin' witchu. 德国人他们是女同性恋者和有艾滋病，听着大家我是不是玩够witchu 。

Are we done fighting Germany? Are we done with Germany? 我们是做德国的战斗？我们是与德国做了什么？

No, Germans seem to really like starting shit but it's cool cause it's not like they ever win 不，德国人似乎很喜欢狗屎开始，但它很酷的原因，而是不喜欢他们曾经赢

"But we did kick France's ass!" “但我们并踢法国的屁股！ ”

Yes you did, but who did not? 是的，你做到了，但谁没有？

   

Okay Germans started up World War I then they was like "Whoops my bad!" 还好德国人开始了第一次世界大战后，他们很喜欢：“哎呦我的坏了！ ”

We said it's okay then a couple years later, they start a world war again. 我们说没关系，然后几年后，他们又开始了一场世界大战。

They killed like a million Jews and then they killed another five million. 他们杀了像万犹太人，然后他们杀了500万。

I think we should take them all to school and just blow they ass up right now! 我认为我们应该把他们都去上学，只是炸毁他们的屁股吧！

   

Fuck y'all 你们都他妈的

"Nein please don't blow us up!" “ Nein ，请不要吹我们了！ ”

Get fucked 去死

"But it was only a game!" “但是，这只是一个游戏！ ”

Y'all suck 你们都闹心

"But we won't do it anymore!" “但我们不会做了！ ”

You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again! 你再也不会吃了weinerschnitzel ！

   

Yeah 是啊

Spanish people sound like they should be brown, but you go to Spain and everyone is white. 西班牙人民听起来像他们应该是棕色的，但你去西班牙，每个人都为白色。

We should make them change their name or we could send them Mexicans. 我们应该让他们改变自己的名字，或者我们可以给他们墨西哥人。

(Yeah) （是啊）

Norway doesn't really do anything, we can't really trust them I don't think. 挪威并没有真正做任何事情，我们真的不能相信他们，我不觉得。

Scottish people talk funny, Irish people swing from trees. 苏格兰人民说话风趣，爱尔兰人从树上荡。

   

When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities, and because they all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec. 如果我是总统，我们该怎么地毯式轰炸法国的一些城市，因为他们都讲法语，我们该怎么也弹魁北克。

(Oui Oui) （OUI OUI）

And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, then I'm a nuke his ass and say "Ninja please!" 如果韩国男孩想惹我，那么我核弹他的屁股，说“忍者请！ ”

And if they keep fuckin' round in the middle east, they just mad cause their mamas are Lesbaneses. 如果他们继续他妈的一轮中东，他们只是疯了事业的妈妈们都Lesbaneses 。

(Then) （然后）

I'm gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with "istan". 我会弹大家他的名字与“伊斯坦”结束。

(Cause they all stupid) （因为他们都傻）

I'm gonna blow up China cause they eat little dogs. 我要去炸掉中国的事业，他们吃的小狗。

   

Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake. 海地有地震发生一点点。

Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.) 大家都冷静下来，我们甚至不住在那里。 （我们住在这里。 ）

Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS. 噢，我的上帝，它是一个大地震，检查你的屁股的屁眼艾滋病。

   

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake. 海地需要一些汉堡包和奶昔。

Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em. 你能抽出10块钱？来吧，把它给他们。

Cause they had a bad earthquake. 因为他们有一个坏的地震。

   

Hey man at least they didn't get raped. 嗨，哥们，至少他们没有得到强奸。

Wait what? Oh, they did? Oh, well then. Someone should give them money. 等待什么？哦，他们做了？哦，那好吧。应该有人给他们钱。