Mr. K comes out to play ķ先生出来玩

Inquisitive as ever 好奇如初

He'd like to know a bunch of things 他想知道一堆东西

He thinks you're pretty clever 他认为你很聪明

The height of Cyd Charisse 何秀兰沙里塞的高度

The probability of chance 机会的概率

The capital of Turkey 土耳其的首都

And the president of France 和法国总统

So 所以，

   

Don't ask me, got no genius to mention 不要问我，有没有天才提

And I just don't know what to do, what to do 我只是不知道该怎么办，该怎么办

Don't ask me, I'm the father of invention 不要问我，我是发明之父

And you'll never know what is true, what is true 而你永远不知道什么是真的，什么是真正的

   

The origin of species 物种起源

The date of Waterloo 滑铁卢之日起

Oppenheimer's shoe size 奥本海默的鞋码

And the latitude of Timbuktu 和廷巴克图的纬度

The square root of thrity-eight 的平方根点半分八个

Why they call he-goats billy 为什么他们叫他山羊比利

The weight of Colonel Sanders 桑德斯上校的重量

And the whereabouts of Chile 和智利的下落

So 所以，

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

   

Before you go on may I make a suggestion 在你走之前对我可以提一个建议

To get to the truth, 为了获得真相，

You must first know the question 你必须先知道的问题

   

[Chorus to end] [合唱结束]