When I was six years old my sister Alyson 当我六岁的姐姐艾丽森

Asked for a stove for her birthday 问一个炉子给她的生日

A miniature one you could actually cook with 一个微型一个你实际上可以用煮

And my mom was nice and she bought one 我妈妈很高兴，她买了一

Alyson needed a reason to bake something 艾丽森需要一个理由来烤的东西

Barged in my room and she grabbed me 闯进我的房间里，她抓住我

She said: 她说：

"I made a cake and we're going next door “我做了一个蛋糕，我们要去隔壁

To sam weinstein's and you're getting married" 山姆·温斯坦的，你要结婚了“

   

The cake was burned 蛋糕被烧毁

It tasted gross 它的味道总

She made me kiss him 她让我吻他

On the mouth 上嘴

   

Now I am 33 现在我33

Unmarried happily 未婚愉快

No plans in life and I'm planning to keep it that way 在生活中没有计划，我打算继续保持这种方式

I do kissing with only one mission 我亲吻，只有一个使命

Do you like to kiss? then you have my permission 你喜欢吻？那么你有我的许可

   

And I have already spent too much time 我已经花了太多的时间

Doing things I didn't want to 做事情，我不想

So if I just want to make out all the time 所以，如果我只是想让所有的时间

You can bet your black ass that I'm going to 你可以打赌，你的黑屁股说我要去

   

When I was nine I was kind of a loser 当我九岁我是怎样的一个失败者

The kids in my class didn't like me 在我班上的孩子们不喜欢我

Melanie chow was the meanest of all 梅兰妮州城是最卑鄙的所有

And my mom made me go to her party 而我的妈妈让我去参加她的聚会

   

Nobody talked to me I sat there quietly 没人找我谈话，我坐在那里静静地

Drawing with crayons on a napkin 用蜡笔在一张餐巾纸上画

A picture of melanie skewered with a pitchfork 梅兰妮的画面肉串用干草叉

Her legs getting eaten by lions 她的腿被吃掉狮子

   

The cake was good 蛋糕很好

I took some home 我拿了一些回家

I had a party 我有一个党

In my room 在我的房间

   

Now I have friends and I'm not such a loser 现在，我有朋友和我不是这样的失败者

But I go to bars all alone and I sit there 但我去酒吧独自一人，我坐在那里

And order red wine and I write and I like being alone around people 和秩序红酒和我写的，我喜欢独处周围的人

Yes that's how I like it 是的，这就是我喜欢它

   

And I've already spent too much time 我已经花了太多时间

Doing things I didn't want to 做事情，我不想

So if I wanna sit here and write and drink wine 所以，如果我想坐在这里写喝的酒

You can bet your black ass that I'm going to 你可以打赌，你的黑屁股说我要去

   

Yes I come here often 是的，我常来这里

Sure I'll have another one 当然，我得一个又一个

Yes I come here often 是的，我常来这里

Sure I'll have another one 当然，我得一个又一个

But I don't have to talk to you 但是我没有和你说话

   

When I was 17 I was a blowjob queen 17岁那年我口交女王

Picking up tips from the masters 从主人拿起技巧

I was so busy perfecting my art I was clueless to what they were after 我忙于完善自己的艺术我是无能到什么，他们之后

Now I'm still a blowjob queen (far more selectively) 现在我还是口交女王（远选择性）

I don't make love now to make people love me 我不喜欢做现在做的人爱我

But I don't mind sharing my gift with the planet 但我不介意与地球分享我的礼物

We're all gonna die and a blowjob's fantastic 我们都是会死和口交的奇妙

   

And 和

   

When I was 25 I was a rock star 当我25我是一个摇滚明星

But it didn't pay too well I had to strip on the side 但它没有付出太清楚，我不得不脱光就在身边

Of the road to get ready for shows and the cars driving by 路做好准备的节目和汽车驾驶

Baby they'd never know 宝贝，他们永远不会知道

What a bargain they'd gotten 什么便宜，他们会得到

And if I'm forgotten 如果我忘了

I'm perfectly happy with all that has happened 我非常高兴与所有已经发生的

And I still get laughed at but it doesn't bother me 我仍然可以笑，但我并不介意

I'm just so glad to hear laughter around me 我只是太高兴听到我周围的笑声

   

And I've already spent too much time 我已经花了太多时间

Doing things I didn't want to 做事情，我不想

   

So if I want to drink alone dressed like a pirate 所以，如果我想独自喝穿得像个海盗

Or look like a dyke 或看起来像一个堤坝

Or wear high heels and lipstick 或穿高跟鞋和口红

Or hide in a convent 或隐藏在修道院

Or try to be mayor 或者尽量市长

Or marry a writer 还是嫁给一个作家

Smoke crack and slash tires 烟雾裂纹和斜线轮胎

Make jokes you don't like 开玩笑，你不喜欢

Or paint ducks and retire 或油漆鸭和退休

   

You can bet your black ass that I'm going to 你可以打赌，你的黑屁股说我要去