ladies and gentlemen 女士们，先生们

welcome to the disclaimer 欢迎免责声明

that's right the disclaimer 这是正确的免责声明

   

this american apple pie institution 这个美国苹果派机构

known as parental discretion 被称为亲自由裁量权

will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm 要洁净影射或嘲讽任何意义

from the lyrics that might actually make you think 从歌词实际上可能让你觉得

and will also insult your intelligence at the same time 同时还将侮辱你的智商，同时

   

so protect your family 所以保护您的家人

this album contains explicit depictions 这张专辑包含了明确的描绘

of things which are real 事实招

these real things are commonly known as life 这些实实在在的东西通常被称为生命

so if it sounds sarcastic don't take it seriously 因此，如果这听起来讽刺不把它当回事

if it sounds dangerous 如果这听起来危险

do not try this at home or at all 不要在家里或在所有尝试这个

and if it offends you just don't listen to it 如果它冒犯了你就是不听呢