My granny while on her deathbed, 我的奶奶，而在她临终前，

She turned and said to me, 她转过身来，对我说，

"Why must you view life so morbidly? “你为什么一定要这么病态看待生命？

I tried to teach you right, 我试着教你吧，

But somewhere I went wrong, 但地方我去错了，

'Cause you sing those death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs." 因为你唱的那些死亡，死亡，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。 “

   

When six pallbearers put her down 当6护柩者把她放下

And laid her body in the ground, 并奠定了她的身体在地面上，

My eyes were wet, my face was very long. 我的眼睛湿了，我的脸很长。

The pastor said, "Son, here you are. 牧师说：“儿子，给你。

Won't you please take this guitar? 会不会请你拿这把吉他？

Sing dear departed Granny one last song." 星亲爱的奶奶离去的最后一首歌。 “

And I sang 我唱

   

Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs. 死亡，死亡，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。

Hell, you know that's how I get along. 该死的，你知道这是怎么相处。

The world is full of tragedy so how can it be wrong, 这个世界充满了悲剧，因此怎么可能是错的，

Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs. 唱死，死，死，死，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。

   

Well, I was shopping at Hot Topic 好吧，我是在逛街热点话题

And I was walking out the door, 而我走出门，

When two dumb jocks came up to me. 当两个愚蠢的运动员们向我走来。

They said, "Hey fag, it ain't Halloween!" 他们说：“嘿FAG ，这不是万圣节！ ”

And they kicked my lipstick to the floor. 他们踢我的口红在地上。

And I sang 我唱

   

Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs. 死亡，死亡，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。

Hell, you know that's how I get along. 该死的，你知道这是怎么相处。

The world is full of idiots so how can it be wrong, 这个世界充满了白痴所以它怎么能是错误的，

Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs. 唱死，死，死，死，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。

   

Well, I went down to church on Sunday. 好吧，我去了教堂在周日。

I sat up front in a pew. 我在一个长椅上坐了前面。

The priest said, "Jesus and Mary, too! 牧师说， “耶稣和玛丽呢！

Son, what the Devil's got into you? 儿子，什么魔鬼钻进了你？

Get up and sing a hymn or two!" 站起来唱一两首赞美诗！ “

And I sang 我唱

   

Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs. 死亡，死亡，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。

Hey, you know that's how I get along. 嘿，你知道这是怎么相处。

The world's full of hypocrisy so how can it be wrong, 世界充满虚伪，这样怎么能是错误的，

Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs. 唱死，死，死，死，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。

   

I was invited to the White House. 我被邀请到白宫。

The president pulled me aside. 布什总统把我拉到一边。

He said, "Son, sing us a song of peace 他说：“儿子，我们唱和平歌

For those evil-doers in the Middle East." 对于那些恶人在中东地区“ 。

I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme. 我转了转眼睛，踢了这首歌曲。

I sang... 我唱...

   

Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs. 死亡，死亡，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。

Hell, you know that's how I get along. 该死的，你知道这是怎么相处。

The world is full of Dubyas so how can it be wrong, 这个世界充满Dubyas所以它怎么可能是错的，

Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs. 唱死，死，死，死，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。

   

Well, then I died and went to Hell. 好吧，那我就死了，去地狱。

I could tell right away by the awful smell 我可以告诉马上由不良的气味

That this was clearly not the pearly gates. 这显然不是天国之门。

The Devil said, "Come here young man. 魔鬼说，“来这里的年轻人。

My wife and I are your biggest fans!" 我的妻子和我是你最大的粉丝！ “

So naturally I felt I had it made. 很自然，我觉得我是有做。

   

Well, then he reached into an iron chest 好了，那么，他把手伸进铁宝箱

And he picked the tool that he felt was best. 他挑，他觉得是最好的工具。

And then he jabbed me in the schlong 然后他捅我的schlong

With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs. 用干草叉的有锋利的尖头。

He turned to me and winked and sang this song. 他转过头来对我眨眨眼睛，唱起这首歌。

He sang 他唱

   

Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs. 死亡，死亡，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。

Yeah, I know that's how you got along. 是的，我知道这是怎么过日子的。

I find your songs hilarious but now your soul's precarious, 我觉得你的歌热闹，但现在你的灵魂的危险，

Singing your death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs. 唱着你死，死，死，死，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。

I'm just kidding, kid. Welcome to Hell, enjoy the buffet! 我只是在开玩笑，孩子。欢迎来到地狱，享受自助餐！

   

Death, death, devil, devil, devil, devil, evil, evil, evil, evil songs. 死亡，死亡，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。

Hell, you know that's how we get along. 该死的，你知道这是怎么相处。

The world is full of sinners so how can it be wrong, 这个世界充满了罪人，这样怎么可能是错的，

Singing death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs. 唱死，死，死，死，魔鬼，魔鬼，邪恶，邪恶的歌曲。