Good morning, dearly beloved 早上好，亲爱的

We are gathered here today 我们今天聚集在这里

To watch two people we know make a big mistake 观看两个人，我们知道铸成大错

They'll stand up at the alter 他们会站起来的ALTER

And solemnly swear i do 并郑重发誓我

They'll be together forever 他们会永远在一起

'til they find somebody new “直到他们找到新的人选

   

Her daddy's in the front row 她爸爸的前排

Muttering oh no here we go again 嘀咕哦，不又来了

They had a couple dates 他们有一对夫妇日期

Now she's three months late 现在，她会3月中下旬

And it's twenty buck a plate i spent, oh: 而且这20元钱板我花了，呵呵：

   

Good morning, dearly beloved 早上好，亲爱的

I'd like to welcome ya'll 我想你们大家表示欢迎

To see the side-effects of sex and alcohol 看性和酒精的副作用

Please bow your heads and join me 请你低头的头和我一起

In a prayer for these two 在祈祷这两个

Who'll be together forever 谁就会永远在一起

'til they find somebody new “直到他们找到新的人选

   

The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse 新娘是个调情和新郎更糟糕的是

As he's putting the ring on her 当他把戒指戴到她的

He's checking out the bridesmaids 他检查了伴娘

Thinking that he might take 以为他可能需要

The maid of honor's honor, oh: 荣誉的伴娘哦：

   

Welcome, dearly beloved 欢迎您，亲爱的

We are here this afternoon 我们是今天下午在这里

To throw rice as these two 扔大米为这两个

Drive down the road to ruin 压低了绝路

With cans tied to the bumper 用易拉罐绑在保险杠

And a dragging muffler too 和消声器拖过

They'll be together forever 他们会永远在一起

Until they find somebody new 直到他们找到新的人选

   

So raise your glass and join me 所以，举起酒杯和我一起

Here's to the bride and groom 下面是给新娘和新郎

They'll be together forever 他们会永远在一起

'til they find somebody new “直到他们找到新的人选