I am a dull and simple lad 我是一个平淡而简单的小伙子

Cannot tell water from champagne 无法从香槟跟水

and I have never met the Queen 我从来没有见过女王

And I wish I could have all he has got - 我希望我可以拥有所有他有 -

I wish I could be like David Watts 我希望我也能像大卫·沃茨

And when I lie on my pillow at night 当我躺在我的枕头，晚上

I dream I could fight like David Watts 我的梦想，我可以争取像大卫·沃茨

And lead the school team to victory 并带领校队取得胜利

Take my exams and pass the lot 以我的考试，并通过大量的

   

He is the head boy at the school 他是头小男孩在学校

He is the captain of the team 他是球队的队长

He is so gay and fancy free 他是如此的快乐和无拘无束

And I wish I could have all he has got 我希望我可以拥有所有他有

I wish I could be like David Watts 我希望我也能像大卫·沃茨

   

And all the girls in the neighbourhood 和所有的女孩在附近

Try to go out with David Watts 试着走出去与大卫·沃茨

The try their best but can't succeed 在尽力，但不能得逞

For he is of pure and noble breed 因为他是纯洁高尚的品种