Wouldn't it be nice, if I could be, David Letterman? 那岂不是很好，如果我可以，大卫·莱特曼？

Wouldn't in be rad, if I could be, your favorite t.v. personality? 绝对不会是弧度，如果我可以，你最喜欢的电视个性？

Wouldn't it be sweet, if I could laugh you to sleep, 那岂不是甜的，如果我能笑你入睡，

five nights a week? 每周五晚？

And I try as hard as I can, 我尝试努力，我可以，

but I could never be David Letterman... 但我永远是大卫莱特曼...

I know he knows you look up to him, 我知道他知道你抬头看看他，

but you don't visit his sleep, 但你不访问他的睡眠，

I know I know this is what I missed, your eyes are just for me, 我知道，我知道这是我错过了，你的眼睛，对我来说，

really can't see how we could be, I still put trust in fate, 实在看不出我们怎么可能，我还是把信任的命运，

it's something slow that I don't know so I say... 它的东西慢，我不知道，所以我说...

   

Wouldn't it be nice, if I could be, David Letterman? 那岂不是很好，如果我可以，大卫·莱特曼？

Wouldn't in be rad, if I could be, your favorite t.v. personality? 绝对不会是弧度，如果我可以，你最喜欢的电视个性？

Wouldn't it be sweet, if I could laugh you to sleep, 那岂不是甜的，如果我能笑你入睡，

five nights a week? 每周五晚？

And I try as hard as I can, 我尝试努力，我可以，

but I could never be David Letterman... 但我永远是大卫莱特曼...