When I was a young man 当我还年轻的时候

I didn't like to dance 我不喜欢跳舞

I was shy 我很害羞

I'd stand against the wall all night 我站在墙边一整夜

I'd never take a chance 我从来没有抓住机会

So afraid 所以不怕

I wouldn't get on that dance floor 我不会上跳舞

Unless I was really drunk 除非我真的醉了

10 shots 10张

But I found a place where the stars hang out 但我发现一个地方，星星挂出

And they taught me how to funk 他们教我如何临阵脱逃

Real nasty 真正讨厌

It ain't too far away 这是不是太遥远

It's just on the edge of town 这只是在城市的边缘

Nearby 附近

But be ready when you get there 但要准备好，当你到达那里

'Cause these folks don't fuck around “导致这些人不他妈的左右

You can 您可以

Rub your belly with Liza Minelli 揉肚子李萨明里尼

Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your belly 涵盖果冻，你会蹭你的腹部

Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis 轻摇你下垂的球，欢唱娄Rawis

Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls 反弹的墙壁，然后轻摇他们下垂的球

Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS 赢取你的臀部从芯片的金发帅哥

Lick your lips 舔你的嘴唇

Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen 中风干净与马丁·辛

It's fucking obscense 这是他妈的obscense

Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White 握紧你的屁股，两颊紧绷着性感的祖母贝蒂·怀特

You'll see the light when your sphincter's tight 你会看到光，当你的括约肌的紧张

If you don't know how to move 如果你不知道如何继续

Just feel the groove 只是觉得槽

And dance 舞蹈

Like you just shit your pants 就像你刚才吓傻了

Spin like a little girl 旋转像个小女孩

With cross-dressing Milton Berle 随着反串米尔顿伯利

Just give it a whirl, pretend you're a little girl 只要给它一个旋转，假装你是一个小女孩

Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino 浪潮多汁weeno与传说中的阿尔·帕西诺

Wave your weeno, even more obsceno 把你的weeno ，更obsceno

Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink 敲背上校克林克饮品

Piss in the sink 小便在水槽

Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif 跳出你的牛肉奥马尔·沙里夫

What a relief 什么救济

Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel 响钟迪斯科冰淇淋向导汤米卡维尔

Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell 汤米·卡维尔想让你丁克膨胀

Then spew all over the room 然后喷出满屋子都是

With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum 与杰弗里·高布伦先生

And dance 舞蹈

Like you just shit your pants 就像你刚才吓傻了

Mr. Belvedere 丽城先生

Fatty Fatty 脂肪脂肪

Finger in his own rear 手指在他自己的后方

Bernard King 伯纳德·金

Basketball, basketball 篮球，篮球

Showing off his ding-a-ling 炫耀他丁A-玲

Swimming Mark Spitz 游泳马克·施皮茨

Moustache, moustache 胡子，小胡子

Playing with his hairy tits 他毛茸茸的山雀打

Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver 大伯爵韦弗，汤米西维尔

Both of them got the boogie fever 他们都得到了布吉发烧

Shit your pants 吓傻了

You can 您可以

Do the hustle with seven-footer Billy Russell 做喧嚣与七尺比利罗素

Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love muscle 做他妈的喧嚣，催人泪下的爱情肌

Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass 与妈妈卡斯的鬼摇动你的又大又圆的屁股

Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass 过眼云烟，妈妈卡斯的鬼

Dry-hump the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore 干驼峰玛丽泰勒 - 摩尔地板

Pump it sore 泵是痛

Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple 挤压乳头像秃子惠普尔先生

Drink some Ripple 喝一些纹波

Give it a hearty whack with TV great Victor Tayback 给它一个丰盛的失衡与电视大维克多Tayback

When you give it a whack, don't hurt the nut-sack 当你给它一个重击，不伤螺母袋

So if the thought of grooving is bringing you down 所以，如果开槽的思想是把你失望

Come to the funkiest place in town 来到城里最质朴的地方

The stars will show you how to move 星星将告诉你如何移动

And dance 舞蹈

Like you just shit your pants 就像你刚才吓傻了