Don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettes 不抽烟不打不亮没有香烟

Or else you'll wind up in the can 否则你会风中能

No jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around 没有笑话没有权利稳坐不乱来

You are a guest of Uncle Sam 你是客人山姆大叔

Stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease 站起来看看正确不伛和立场安心

Allow no sex above the knees 让膝盖之上没有性别

When I snap you jump into the master plan 当我捕捉你跳进总体规划

I'll be damned 我会被定罪

Well I'll be damned 嗯，我会被定罪

I'll be damned if I drink or smoke 如果我喝酒或抽烟，我会被定罪

Damned if I steal your joke 如果我偷你该死的笑话

I'll be damned if I go for broke 如果我去打破，我会被定罪

Damned if I do 该死的，如果我这样做

Damned if I don't 该死的，如果我不

Don't talk don't fool don't try to mess around 别跟骗不了不要试图勾搭

I'll make a monkey outta you 我会让猴子你失控

You sign your name right on that dotted line boy 你签上的虚线男孩的名字吧

I'll be damned 我会被定罪

I'll be damned if I drink or smoke 如果我喝酒或抽烟，我会被定罪

Damned if I steal your joke 如果我偷你该死的笑话

I'll be damned if I go for broke 如果我去打破，我会被定罪

Damned if I do 该死的，如果我这样做

And damned if I don't 而该死的，如果我不

I'll be damned if I drink or smoke 如果我喝酒或抽烟，我会被定罪

Damned if I steal your joke 如果我偷你该死的笑话

I'll be damned if I go for broke 如果我去打破，我会被定罪

I'm damned if I do 我该死，如果我这样做

I'm damned if I don't 我该死，如果我不

I'll be damned if I drink or smoke 如果我喝酒或抽烟，我会被定罪

Damned if I steal your joke 如果我偷你该死的笑话

I'll be damned if I go for broke 如果我去打破，我会被定罪

I'm damned if I do 我该死，如果我这样做

I'm damned if I don't 我该死，如果我不

I'll be damned 我会被定罪

I'll be damned 我会被定罪

I'll be damned 我会被定罪

I'll be damned 我会被定罪

I'll be damned 我会被定罪

I'll be damned 我会被定罪