If you love your lady then here's some good advice 如果你爱你的女人那么这里的一些好的建议

If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice 如果你想让她和你在一起，那么请不要去对待她漂亮

If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast 如果你买她的花，她会两次放弃你快

So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass 所以，做钢豹做，坚持是正确的在她的屁股

   

Hit her in the shitter 打她的shitter

Treat her like a critter 对待她像一个小动物

Fuck that lady right 他妈的这夫人权

Hit her in the shitter 打她的shitter

Treat her like a critter 对待她像一个小动物

She won't put up a fight 她不会反抗

   

If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys 如果你在脱衣舞挂的家伙

When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes 当你得到一个表的舞蹈只是看她的眼睛

Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean 告诉她，她的丑陋，对她的真正含义

She'd really want to fuck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem 她真的很想你他妈的因为脱衣舞娘有低自尊

Then you can 然后，您可以

Hit her in the shitter 打她的shitter

Treat her like a critter 对待她像一个小动物

Fuck that dancer girl 他妈的那个舞者的女孩

Hit her in the shitter 打她的shitter

Treat her like a critter 对待她像一个小动物

Just like Ron Jeremy would 就像罗恩·杰里米会

Hit her in the shitter 打她的shitter

Treat her like a critter 对待她像一个小动物

Use your spit for lube 用你吐的润滑油

Hit her in the shitter 打她的shitter

Treat her like a critter 对待她像一个小动物

Screw her poopie tube 拧她的poopie管

   

Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song) 不要延迟，你得听我的歌（这首歌）

Don't be afraid to get some peanuts on your dong 不要害怕得到一些花生上的洞

Hit her in the shitter 打她的shitter

Gotta treat her like a critter 我得把她像一个小动物

   

Treat her like a critter 对待她像一个小动物

Fuck fuck yeah 他妈的他妈的是啊

Treat her like a critter 对待她像一个小动物

Woah, she really likes it 哇，她真的很喜欢它

Treat her like a critter 对待她像一个小动物

Yeah, my little slut girl 是啊，我的小荡妇女孩

Treat her like a critter 对待她像一个小动物

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah 哦，耶，耶，耶，耶

She likes it in the ass 她喜欢它的屁股

Ooh yeah yeah yeah 哦耶，耶，耶