(Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right? （等一下，伙计。嘿，看看这个，告诉它，这是这个瞎子，对不对？

Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right? 男人，看看这个输出是这个瞎子，对不对？

He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? 他感觉，他的方式来与这根棍子在大街上，对吗？

Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? 嘿嘿。他走过去，这鱼市场，你明白我的意思吗？

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said, 他停了下来，他深吸了一口气，他说，

Woooooo, good morning, ladies. Woooooo ，早上好，女士们。

You like that shit, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man. 你喜欢那些歌，男人吗？嘿，伙计，我得到了狗屎的团伙，伙计。

I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums, 我告诉你乜我的男人在吉他，傻瓜的鼓，

everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes. 所有人都在围着麦克风，我会告诉你这一切穆萨 - 他妈的笑话。

But first, I'ma start it off like this. Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.) 但首先，我是个开始它关闭这个样子。嘿，帮我一起唱吧，巨蟹座。 ）

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. 柯尔特45和两个齐格牛头犬，婴儿这就是我们所需要的。

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. 我们可以去公园入夜后，吸烟的风滚草。

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs 而作为大麻烧伤，我们可以把我们轮流唱他们肮脏的说唱歌曲

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. 停下来打像Cheech和冲奉，从这里卖磁带香港。

So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. 所以滚，滚，滚我的关节。挑选出和茎的种子。

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims. 感觉高得要命飞翔“通过帕姆代尔，上顿轮圈skatin ” 。

So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. 所以滚，滚83凯迪拉克轿跑车市政厅。

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will. 如果我带我的CDS就是不卖，我敢打赌，我的球童的意愿。

Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. 好吧，这只是在日落一个白色的小城镇。他们称之为东区帕姆代尔。

When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale. 当Afroman透白地走了，房子上市销售。

Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. 好吧，我是在角落出卖说唱CDS standin时，我认识了一个叫月的小女孩

I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. 我让她骑在我的球童，因为我不知道她的爸爸是KLU三K党的领导。

We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo', fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro. 我们做爱在床上，性交的FLO ，性交这么久了，我从小他妈的非洲。

Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right. She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white. 然后我性交的左边，性交的权利。她吸我的鸡巴，直到狗屎变成了白色。

I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! 我心想，示巴，巴！得到了我的屁股看着就像斑马！

I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. 我把我的衣服，我对我的方式，直到她的爸爸停在一辆雪佛兰。

I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4. 我跑了。我跳下后车窗，但她的爸爸，他是在等了2× 4 。

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night. 哦，他打我的左边，他打我的权利。在穆萨 - 笨蛋直喊我的屁股一整夜。

But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had. 但是，我是不是疯了，在她的偏见爸爸，这是最好的该死的猫我曾经有过。

I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time. 我有一包杂草和一瓶酒。我那个婊子只是一次一个他妈的。

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. 柯尔特45和两个齐格牛头犬，婴儿这就是我们所需要的。

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. 我们可以去公园入夜后，吸烟的风滚草。

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs 而作为大麻烧伤，我们可以把我们轮流唱他们肮脏的说唱歌曲

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. 停下来打像Cheech和冲奉，从这里卖磁带香港。

So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. 所以滚，滚，滚我的关节。挑选出和茎的种子。

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims. 感觉高得要命飞翔“通过帕姆代尔，上顿轮圈skatin ” 。

So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. 所以滚，滚83凯迪拉克轿跑车市政厅。

If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will. 如果我带我的CDS就是不卖，我敢打赌，我的球童的意愿。

I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good. 我好莱坞遇到了这个女人。她有绿色的头发，但该死的，她看起来很不错。

I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine. 我带她到我家，因为她很好，但她突然拿出一个家伙，这是比我的大。

I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African. 我遇到这位女士来自日本，从来没有爱上非洲。

I fucked her once, I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. 我性交她一次，我踢了她两次。我吃了猫像虾炒饭。

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. 不要惊讶的故事，我告诉你。我遇到了一个女人在澳大利亚的心脏。

Had a big butt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. 有一个大屁股，大的titties也一样，所以我跳上她的屁股像袋鼠。

See, I met this woman from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee! 你看，我遇到了这个女人从夏威夷。停留在她的屁股，她说， Aiiiiieeee ！

Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. 嘴唇是早餐，猫是吃午饭，然后她的titties捣毁了夏威夷冲开。

Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me. 在肯塔基州遇到了桑德上校的妻子。她说，我会炒一些鸡肉，如果你只是他妈的我。

I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. 我就在她的嘴里。这是一个危机。我给了她我的秘密混合草药和香料。

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. 柯尔特45和两个齐格牛头犬，婴儿这就是我们所需要的。

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. 我们可以去公园入夜后，吸烟的风滚草。

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs 而作为大麻烧伤，我们可以把我们轮流唱他们肮脏的说唱歌曲

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. 停下来打像Cheech和冲奉，从这里卖磁带香港。

Hey, wait a minute man, check this out. 嘿，等一下人，检查了这一点。

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. 我遇到了多莉·帕顿在田纳西州。她的titties充满了轩尼诗。

That country music really drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy! 该国的音乐真的让我抓狂，但我骑的屁股，说，是的，黛西小姐！

Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma. 遇见这位女士在俄克拉何马州;把那猫处于昏迷状态。

Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again. 遇见这位女士在密歇根州;我不能等待，直到我再次他妈的那个婊子。

Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino. 遇到了一个真正的黑人女孩在南卡罗来纳州;性交她，直到她变成了一个白色的白化。

Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit, so I owe her. 性交这妓女在爱荷华州。我性交她的功劳，所以我欠她的。

Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya. 性交这个女孩，倒在格鲁吉亚;就在她的嘴里。男人，我想我告诉过你。

Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico. 遇到了这个美丽性感的豪;她刚跑出跨越墨西哥边境。

Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. 精细年轻人的事，说她的名字叫玛丽亚。我包装她，就像一个热饼。

I wanna get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported. 我想结婚，但我买不起它。我知道我是哭了，当她被驱逐出境。

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. 柯尔特45和两个齐格牛头犬，婴儿这就是我们所需要的。

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. 我们可以去公园入夜后，吸烟的风滚草。

And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs 而作为大麻烧伤，我们可以把我们轮流唱他们肮脏的说唱歌曲

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. 停下来打像Cheech和冲奉，从这里卖磁带香港。

Have you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good? (SAY WHAT?) 你有没有去了女孩的家他妈的，但猫只是是不是没有好？ （说什么？ ）

And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood? 然后你得到“不高兴，因为你不能让她湿了，再加上你在错误的邻里关系？

So you try to play it off and eat the pussy, but it takes her so long to come (SAY WHAT?) 所以，你试着玩了，吃的猫，但它需要她这么久来（说什么？ ）

Then a dude walks in. That's her big boyfriend, and he asks you where you from? (Where you from, man?) 然后，一个花花公子走在，这就是她的大男朋友，他问你在哪里，你的呢？ （你从哪里来，人吗？ ）

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I don't bang.), you start talkin' real fast. 所以，你擦你的嘴，你试着解释（我不一声巨响。 ） ，你开始说真快。

But he's already mad, cause you fuckin' his woman, so he starts beatin' on your ass. 但是他已经疯了，因为你他妈的他的女人，所以他开始beatin 在你的屁股。

Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was hard but now it's soft. (WHUT?) 现在，你的衣服都浑，你的鼻子都带血，你的鸡巴是辛苦，但现在它的柔软。 （武汉理工大学？ ）

You thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta go jack off. 你以为你有一个女孩摇滚你的世界，现在你还是得去打手枪。

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. 柯尔特45和两个齐格牛头犬，婴儿这就是我们所需要的。

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. 我们可以去公园入夜后，吸烟的风滚草。

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