Well I've kicked around a lot since high school 嗯，我身边有很多从高中踢

I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs 我已经做了很多行不通的演出

From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band 从键盘的人在ROCKN斯卡乐队

To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs 要haulin “老大粗的大钻机

Now I've come back home to plan my next move 现在，我已经回家计划我的下一步行动

From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch 从我的阿姨王菲的沙发上舒适

When I see my little cousin Janine walk in 当我看到我的小表妹珍妮走在

All I could say was ow-ow-ouch 所有我能说的是OW- OW-哎哟

   

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Honey how you've grown 亲爱的你是如何成长

Like a rose 像一朵玫瑰

Well we used to play 嗯，我们经常玩

When we were three 当我们三个

How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree 怎么样一个吻，为你的表妹杜普里

   

She turned my life into a living hell 她把我的生活变成了人间地狱

In those little tops and tight capris 在那些小上衣和紧身中裤

I pretended to be readin' the National Probe 我假装看书“全国探头

As I was watchin' her wax her skis 当我凝视着她，她的蜡她的滑雪板

On Saturday night she walked in with her date 上周六晚，她走进与她的日期

And backs him up against the wall 备份和他靠在墙上

I tumbled off the couch and heard myself sing í下跌了沙发上，听到自己唱

In a voice I never knew I had before 在一个声音，我从来不知道我以前有

   

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I'll teach you everything I know 我教你我知道的一切

If you teach me how to do that dance 如果你教教我该怎么做舞蹈

Life is short and quid pro quo 生命是短暂的交换条件

And what's so strange about a down-home family romance? 这有什么好奇怪关于下家的家庭罗曼史？

   

One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire 一天晚上，我们在表演着杜松子酒由cracklin 火

And I decided to make my play 我决定把我的戏

I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks 我说宝贝我孩子气的魅力和良好的外观

How can you stand it for one more day 你怎么能忍受多一天

She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes 她说，也许它在你的眼睛skeevy看

Or that your mind has turned to applesauce 或者说，你的心已经转向苹果酱

The dreary architecture of your soul 你的灵魂的沉闷架构

I said - but what is it exactly turns you off? 我说 - 但究竟是什么变成你了吗？

   

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