The Mystery Man came over 神秘人走了过来

An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" 一个“他说： ”我别再提现场！ “

He said, for a nominal service charge, 他说，以象征性的服务费，

I could reach nervonna t'nite 我能到达nervonna tnite

If I was ready, willing 'n able 如果我准备好了，愿意N能

To pay him his regular fee 向他支付他经常费

He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs 他会放弃他的压制事务中的其他一切

And devote His Attention to me 并投入了他的注意我

But I said . . . 但我说。 。 。

Look here brother, 看看这里的兄弟，

Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? 谁你jivin “与Cosmik碎片？

(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?) （现在你jivin谁“与Cosmik碎片？ ）

Look here brother, 看看这里的兄弟，

Don't you waste your time on me 你难道不浪费你的时间在我身上

   

The Mystery Man got nervous 神秘人太紧张了

An' he fidget around a bit 一个“他坐立不安张望了一下

He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe 他在神秘长袍的口袋里达

An' he whipped out a shaving kit 一个“他掀起了剃须工具包

Now, I thought it was a razor 现在，我还以为是一把利刃

An' a can of foamin' goo 一个“ foamin一罐咕

But he told me right then when the top popped open 但他告诉我的权利，然后当上突然打开

There was nothin' his box won't do 有没什么他的箱子不会做

With the oil of Afro-dytee 与非裔dytee的油

An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo 大Wazoo的“尘埃

He said: 他说：

"You might not believe this, little fella, but it'll cure your Asthma too!" “你可能不相信，小家伙，但它会治好你的哮喘呢！ ”

An' I said . . . 一个我说。 。 。

Look here brother, 看看这里的兄弟，

Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? 谁你jivin “与Cosmik碎片？

(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?) （现在是什么样的geroo是你呢？ ）

Look here brother, 看看这里的兄弟，

Don't you waste your time on me 你难道不浪费你的时间在我身上

Don't waste yer time . . . 不要浪费时间揭掉。 。 。

   

I've got troubles of my own, I said 我有我自己的烦恼，我说

An' you can't help me out 一个你不能帮我

So take your meditations an' your preparations 所以，把你的沉思“的准备

An' ram it up yer snout 一个公羊起来揭掉吻

"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!," he said “但是，我有一个KRISTL BOL ！ ”他说

An' held it to the light 一个“举行了它的光

So I snatched it 于是我抓起它

All away from him 全部离他而去

An' I showed him how to do it right 一个我教他如何做是正确的

I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head 我包装报纸“圆我的头

So I'd look like I was Deep 所以我的样子我是深

I said some Mumbo Jumbos then 我说了一些马姆博客机则

An' told him he was goin' to sleep 一个“告诉他，他要去睡觉

I robbed his rings 我亏负了他的戒指

An' pocket watch 一个“怀表

An' everything else I found 一个一切我发现

I had that sucker hypnotized 我有这样的傻逼催眠

He couldn't even make a sound 他甚至不能发出声音

I proceeded to tell him his future then 我接着告诉他，他的未来则

As long as he was hanging around, 只要他四处张望，

I said 我说

"The price of meat has just gone up “肉价刚涨了

An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . " 一个“揭掉醇小姐刚刚走了下来。 。 。 “

Look here brother, 看看这里的兄弟，

Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris? 谁你jivin “与Cosmik碎片？

(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?) （现在是一个真正的雨披或者是，西尔斯雨披？ ）

Don't you know, 难道你不知道，

You could make more money as a butcher, 你可以赚更多的钱作为一个屠夫，

So don't you waste your time on me 所以你不要浪费时间在我身上

(Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me . . . ) （不要浪费时间，不要浪费时间在我身上。 ）

Ohm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm 欧姆shonty ，欧shonty ，欧shonty欧姆

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