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These are my confessions 这些都是我的自白

Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today 就在我以为我说的一切，我可以说我想出了更多的秘密今天要告诉你

These are my confessions 这些都是我的自白

Slip my mind the last two times 滑我心中最后两次

Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions 傻傻的我，所以现在我得给你一部分，我和三位告白

First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid 首先，我告诉你，我是作弊的skank ，然后我提到她有我的孩子

That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions 这还不是全部，现在我还记得越多，你看，所以我给你第三部分我的自白

   

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do, 现在，这会是最难的事情我曾经有过的事，

Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two 会告诉你一切，我离开了部分之一和二

Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore) 像记得我告诉过你，我知道保利岸（保利岸）

That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for 这是一个谎言，我不知道我说的

I borrowed your chapstick (from you) 我借你的唇膏（你）

Without asking I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too) 不问我尝试了你的鼻毛修剪器（太）

And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium, 顺便说一下你的钻戒立方circonium ，

I killed your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one 我杀了你的金鱼不小心，只是用另一个替代它

   

These are my confessions 这些都是我的自白

Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away 就在我以为我说的一切我可以说，我需要得到一些东西在我胸口的时候了

These are my confessions 这些都是我的自白

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions 我忘了上两次，我傻，我想我得给你一部分，我和三位告白

I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink 我扔了你的狗我最后一次喝太多

There have been times when I've peed in your sink 曾经有段时间，当我在撒尿的水槽

Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions 不知道为什么，但我和你应该同意，属于我的自白第三部分

   

Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought 宝贝原谅我，我仍然试图找出为什么我用你的牙刷来清洁过的浴室grought

Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick) 呵呵，有时候在私底下，我真的很喜欢打扮成秀兰邓波儿和自己一巴掌用曲棍球棒（曲棍球棒）

My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise. 我的老板认为我是个混蛋，我没有拿到加薪。

I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days! 我并没有改变我的内裤在27天！

And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget 当我吻你，我幻想着你作为一个侏儒

I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget! 我很抱歉戴比！我的意思是布里奇特！

   

These are my confessions 这些都是我的自白

Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey 就在我以为我说的一切，我可以说我获得了一些更多的秘密，我想传达

These are my confessions 这些都是我的自白

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions 我忘了上两次，我傻，我想我得给你一部分，我和三位告白

Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor 给你的奶油面包我放弃了，然后捡起掉在地上

FYI it was not a cold sore 仅供参考，这不是一个冷疮

Oops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions 哎呀我不好，但你会在我的茜草当我完成第三部分我的自白

   

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday? 你不知道这有多难我来告诉你，但请记住，你让我的生日礼物这件衬衫？

Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking? 好吧，我又回到它商店信用卡。这件事是可怕的，你是怎么想？

O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week, O和顺便说一句，我是不是真的病了，上周，

I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic 我只是不想要去你那愚蠢的办公室野餐

Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies, 哦，当我告诉你在早餐我们都出去米饼的，

What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry. 我的意思是说，只有足够的留给我。对不起。

   

These are my confessions 这些都是我的自白

Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away 就在我以为我说的一切我可以说，我想起了一些应该吓唬你走更多的事情

These are my confessions 这些都是我的自白

Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions 我忘了上两次，我傻，我想我得给你一部分，我和三位告白

Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat 有一次，我吹我的鼻子，抹在你的猫

And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat 我撒了谎，是那件衣服让你看起来胖

Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions 无论如何，我不应该多说了，直到我给你一部分，我的四个告白