I think I'm about to go off 我觉得我快要熄灭

Max Weinberg kicks the show off 最大Weinberg踢炫耀

Wit, charm and a devious smile 机智，魅力和狡猾的微笑

We're gonna be here for a while tonight 我们要在今晚的一段时间

   

He is the only guy we turn to 他是我们转向唯一的家伙

For our celebrity interviews 对于我们的名人访谈

Red hair that's never going anywhere 红色的头发从来没有去任何地方

All I can do is sit and stare 我所能做的就是坐下来，盯着

Don't bother me cause I don't care tonight 不要打扰我，因为我不关心今晚

   

Oh, Conan can't you see 哦，柯南你看不出来

You're the one for me? 你是我的唯一？

Conan, don't you know 柯南，你不知道

You're my late night TV hero? 你是我的深夜电视英雄？

   

I wish and hope and pray he might 我希望，希望并祈祷他可能

Let me be a guest on the show tonight 让我成为一个旅客于今晚演出

Talking about anything and everything 谈论任何事情，一切

Oh, golly how I want to be 哦，天哪我怎么想

A part of his hilarity tonight 今晚他的欢闹的一部分

   

And I don't mean to sound like a jerk 我的意思不是听起来像一个混蛋

But you're the only show that still redeems your network 但你是唯一的演出仍然救赎你的网络

   

Oh, Conan can't you see 哦，柯南你看不出来

We were meant to be? 我们的意思是？

Conan, don't you know 柯南，你不知道

You will always be my hero? 你永远是我心目中的英雄？