It was late at night on christmas eve 那是在晚上在圣诞节前夕晚

I was dreaming of the soft white snow (white snow) 我是在做梦的软白雪（白雪）

I was awoken by a noise near the christmas tree 我被惊醒了附近的圣诞树噪声

What it was I did not know 这是什么我不知道

   

It was santa claus, he was bringing me some gifts 它是圣诞老人，他是把我一些礼物

Unfortunately I did not know that (I didn't know) 不幸的是我不知道（我不知道）

So I quietly snuck up behind him 于是，我悄悄地悄悄走到他身后

and I shot him five times in the back 我瞪了他五次在后面

   

It went "bow, bow, bow, bow, bow" 它去“弓，弓，弓，弓，弓”

He said "what the fuck - ow, ow, ow" 他说：“什么他妈的 - 嗷嗷，嗷嗷，嗷嗷”

Then I shot him three more times in the head 然后，我拍了他三次在头上

Pieces of his brain flew out and he was dead 他的大脑碎片飞出来，他已经死了

   

That's when I noticed his blood-soaked beard 这时候，我注意到他沾满鲜血的胡子

And his red suit filled with bullet holes (oh, oh) 和他的红色西装充满弹孔（哦，哦）

I said "Oh my god, I killed santa claus - 我说：“哦，我的上帝，我杀了圣诞老人 -

I'm not going to jail for this asshole" (Hell no) 我不会坐牢这个混蛋“ （该死的）

   

So I went do my shed and I got my saw 于是我就做我的棚，我得到了我的锯

And I started to chopedy, chop, chop (chop, chop, chop) 我开始chopedy ，印章，印章（印章，印章，印章）

I started with his arms, then his legs, then his head 我开始与他的怀里，然后他的腿，然后他的头

and then the torso was a really long job 然后躯干是一个很长的工作

   

And the blood went spurt, spurt, spurt 和血去冲刺，冲刺，冲刺

It was really hard work, work, work 这是真的很辛苦的工作，工作，再工作

It was hard cutting through his spine 这是很难通过他的脊椎切

I must have vomited 16 times 我一定是吐了16次

   

I burned all the pieces in my fireplace 我烧所有的作品在我的壁炉

The smell of burning human flesh filled my nose 烧人肉的味道充满了我的鼻子

11 hours later there was nothing left 晚11小时什么都没有留下

then thats when I heared my telephone 那么这就是当我巡逻艇我的电话

   

It was aunty Gene looking for uncle Bob 据老大娘基因找叔叔鲍勃

She said he left the house dressed as santa claus 她说，他离开打扮成圣诞老人的房子

But he didn't come home last night 但他并没有回家，昨晚

"Have you seen him, god I hope he's allright" “你见过他，上帝，我希望他还好吧”