Coin operated goi, 投币印度政府，

Scary but it's true, 可怕的，但它是真实的，

He is not a Jew. 他是不是一个犹太人。

He won't dance the horah, 他不会跳舞的horah ，

Won't light the menorah, 会不会点燃灯台，

And it's not a lie, 它不是一个谎言，

He ain't even circumcised. 他甚至没有受割礼。

Oi! 爱！

Coin operated goi. 投币印度政府。

   

I'm not so sure that he's kosher, 我不太确定他是犹太，

Despite what is in the brochure. 尽管什么是在宣传册。

Everything he eats is wrapped in ham. 他吃的一切都包裹在火腿。

Plus he tried to pork me in the can. 再加上他试图猪肉我可以。

   

I should go and ask my Rabbi, 我应该去问问我的拉比，

If it's a sin if he and I, 如果它是一种罪恶，如果我和他，

Do it through a small hole in a sheet. 做到这一点，通过一个小孔的板。

Just big enough to slip my kosher meat. 只是足够大溜我的洁净肉。

Groin masticated joy, oh boy! 腹股沟咀嚼的快乐，哦，孩子！

   

Coin operated goi, 投币印度政府，

Can't hang with the Moyles, 不能与Moyles挂，

He ain't got the curls. 他没有得到你的卷发。

I say we convert him. 我说我们把他的。

It ain't gonna hurt him. 它是不会伤害他。

Well, maybe down below, 好吧，也许向下跌破，

He will have to undergo, 他将不得不接受，

A groin operation ploy. 腹股沟操作策略。

   

His bris we'll perform, 他的业务收益指数，我们会进行，

To make his schmuck deformed. 为了使他的笨蛋变形。

The Moyle gets a dollar, 在莫伊尔得到一块钱，

If he makes him holler. 如果他让他发牢骚。

To make his schmuck more slim, 为了使他的笨蛋更加纤薄，

We'll chop off his foreskin! 我们将砍下他的包皮！

Give it to the waiter. 把它交给服务员。

He'll bless it for seder. 他会保佑它的家宴。

We'll nosh on it later. 我们将在后面小食就可以了。

Oh I want a, 哦，我想，

I want a, 我想要一个，

I want a, 我想要一个，

I want a, 我想要一个，

I want a, 我想要一个，

I want a, 我想要一个，

I want a, 我想要一个，

I want a, 我想要一个，

I want a, 我想要一个，

For Rosh Hashanah. 对于犹太新年。

A coin operated goi, oh boy! 投币启动的印度政府，天啊！

   

Coin operated goi, 投币印度政府，

Scary but it's true, 可怕的，但它是真实的，

He was not a Jew. 他不是犹太人。

But honestly, no schitzvah, 但说实话，没有schitzvah ，

He had a Bar Mitzvah. 他有一个成年礼。

Now he's kosher too. 现在，他的犹太了。

He just like me and you, 他就像我和你，

A coin operated Jew! 投币启动的犹太人！