Cause these are the tales, the Freaky Tales 导致这些都是故事中，辣妈的故事

These are the Tales that I cherrish so well. 这些是我cherrish这么好故事。

You don't like my dirty rap, you can go to hell 你不喜欢我的脏说唱，你可以去地狱

Cause Short Dog's on the mic spittin Cocktales. 导致短的狗对麦克风吐口水Cocktales 。

   

H - E - A - D 小时 - ê - 阿 - D

All you washed up girls tryin to throw that P. 所有你冲上女孩试着抛出体育

You're just a big freak, you better not complain 你只是一个大怪物，你最好不要抱怨

When you hear these Cocktales and you hear your name. 当你听到这些Cocktales ，你听到你的名字。

If you're takin, it ain't no thing 如果你羚牛，它是不是没有事

I'll pick up the phone and call Janine. 我拿起电话打给珍妮。

If I call Marie, I know for a fact 如果我叫玛丽，我知道的一个事实

I'll get worked in my drop top cadillac. 我会在我的跌幅居前的凯迪拉克获得工作。

I met this freak -- named Naomi 我遇到了这个怪胎 - 命名纳奥米

Straight head doctor, worked me and my homies. 直头医生，我的工作和我的家人。

She had a best friend, her name was Vicki 她有一个最好的朋友，她的名字是赵薇

I pulled her to the side and let her lick me. 我拉着她到一边，让她舔我。

She was fine as hell, but not fine and Tina 她是个好人的地狱，但不精和Tina

Tina, Tina, the dick cleana! 蒂娜，蒂娜的家伙CLEANA ！

I took her to my house and I told her, "strip!" 我带她到我家，我告诉她， “带！ ”

Baby got freaky -- started doing the splits. 宝宝得了怪异 - 开始做劈叉。

I said, "Tina, you can do what you want 我说：“蒂娜，你可以做你想做的

Cause a true blue mack won't even front." 造成真正的蓝麦克将连前面。 “

I *** with my ***, she tried to *** í ***我*** ，她试图***

She was so ***, wouldn't give me none. 她是如此*** ，不会给我没有。

I'm sir Too $hort couldn't be no punk 我先生太$园艺不能没有朋克

I'm trying to get funky cause I love the funk. 我试图让时髦的，因为我喜欢临阵脱逃。

Minus *** and her man had a little one 零下***和她的男人有一个少一个

I didn't *** freaky ass, but it was still fun. 我也没有***怪异的屁股，但它仍然是有趣。

I know you stop and wonder what it is 我知道你停下来，不知道它是什么

It's the California lifestyle that I live. 这是我住的加州生活方式。

Roll em up fat and take me a puff 推出时间了脂肪，并采取了我一个粉扑

And tell everybody about this freaky stuff. 并告诉大家关于这个怪异的东西。

I know this girl name Annette 我知道这个女孩的名字吕秀莲

Get her all alone and she'll do like this. 让她独自一人，她会做这样的。

She'll freak you -- won't say no at all 她会怪你 - 不说不可言

Get her all alone and she'll have a ball. 让她独自一人，她将有一个球。

I know another freak, her name's Jo Ann 我知道另外一个怪胎，她的名字叫乔安

I always like to *** cause I know I can. 我总是喜欢*** ，因为我知道我可以。

Finest thing around, ain't got no man 最好的东西左右，是不会得到任何人

Everytime she cross my mind, I go *** again. 每次当她再次过我的脑海，我去*** 。

She's like another freak named Christine 她就像另一个名为克里斯蒂娜的怪胎

So damn dumb, I named her misdemeanor. 所以该死的愚蠢，我叫她轻罪。

Cause it had to be a crime to be dumb 因为它必须是一种犯罪行为是愚蠢的

I toll her to my house and she let me cumm ì收费她到我家，她让我cumm

In her mouth -- You know I work all in tip 在她的嘴里 - 你知道我在提示所有工作

She got my number, if she beeps me, I'm a call the trick. 她得到了我的电话号码，如果她发出哔哔声我，我打电话的伎俩。

And go diggin them gutts like the gardener 去陷他们gutts像园丁

If she starts screamin, I'm a hump a little harder. 如果她开始尖叫，我是一个驼背有点困难。

   

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Cause these are the tales, the Freaky Tales 导致这些都是故事中，辣妈的故事

These are the Tales that I cherrish so well. 这些是我cherrish这么好故事。

You don't like my dirty rap, you can go to hell 你不喜欢我的脏说唱，你可以去地狱

Cause Short Dog's on the mic spittin Cocktales. 导致短的狗对麦克风吐口水Cocktales 。

   

I meet the groupies -- hookers like Cathy 我遇到的追星族 - 像徐子淇妓女

Fuck a MC cause she's so nasty. 他妈的一个MC ，因为她是如此讨厌。

See her backstage tryin to throw that ass 看到她在后台试着扔的屁股

She's just like the freaks, so she had to pass 她只是像怪胎，所以她必须通过

Me that funk -- You can't stop this 我说，放克 - 你不能阻止这

Just let her roll on voes and drop her quick. 只是让她滚上voes落她的快。

My name is Short, my game is long 我的名字是短暂的，我的比赛是漫长的

I freak these freaks and sang these songs. í发飙这些怪胎，唱这些歌。

I know another girl named Stephanie 我知道还有一个叫斯蒂芬妮的女孩

Do anything she can to have sex with me. 做任何事情，她可以和我做爱。

She really doesn't bring out the best in me 她真的没有带出最好的我

But, I love her fine ass laying next to me. 但是，我爱她细屁股睡在我旁边。

She's like another freak name Nicole 她就像另一个怪物的名字妮可

So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold. 因此，该死的涌现在我的钻石和黄金。

I took her to my house, she gave me the panties 我带她到我家，她给我的内裤

I dicked her so good, she told her friend name Angie. í干过她这么好，她告诉她的朋友的名字安吉。

Angie called me up about 2 weeks later 安吉给我打电话约2周后

Came by the house and said do my player. 走过来的房子，说尽我的球员。

So, I dicked her just like Tamara 所以，我干过她就像塔玛拉

Taking naked pictures with my polaroid camera. 拍摄裸体照片和我的宝丽来相机。

Next they told her friend name Rocquelle 接着，他们告诉她的朋友的名字Rocquelle

Got my skin all under her fingernails. 得到了我的皮肤都在她的指甲。

While she was diggin in my back, I was dickin it 当她陷在我的背上，我dickin它

That was way back when, now I can't find the trick. 这是遥想当年，现在我找不到的伎俩。

But if I do, I'll probably do the same again 但如果我这样做，我可能会再次做同样的

Break her ass for everything, cause I came to pimp. 打破她的屁股的一切，因为我来到了皮条客。

I'm Too $hort baby, I don't stop mackin 我太$园艺宝贝，我不停止麦金

I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin. 我抢麦克风，我不停止说唱。

You can bet your life as I spit these raps 你可以打赌你的生活，因为我吐了这些斥责

I'll be funkin em up like that..... BITCH 我会funkin时间了这样的婊子.....