Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man 查尔斯·纳尔逊赖利是个勇士

The kind of man you'd never disrespect 什么样的人，你从来没有不尊重

He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck 他站在身高八尺，戴着眼镜，并且对他的脖子后面第三个乳头

He ate his own weight in coal, excreted diamonds everyday 他吃煤自己的体重，排出体外钻石日常

He could throw you down a flight of stairs, but you still would love him anyway 他可以扔掉你失望楼梯，但你仍然会爱他呢

Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway 是啊，你知道你会爱他呢

   

Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missing chain 查尔斯·纳尔逊赖利赢得了环法自行车赛有两个扁平轮胎和链条缺失

He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry, I'm telling you the man was insane 他训练响尾蛇做他洗衣服，我要告诉你这个人疯了

He could rip out your beating heart, and show it to you before you died 他可以撕裂你的心脏跳动，并展示给你，你死之前，

Everyday he'd make the host of Match Game give him a piggyback ride 他每天会做配对游戏主机给他背着

Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene 是啊， 2小时背着，头晕了基因

   

Ninja warrior, master of disguise 忍者战士，伪装大师

He could melt your brain with his laser-beam eyes, Oh yeah 他可以用他的激光束目光融化你的大脑，哦，是的

Oh yeah 哦耶

He had his very own line at the DMV 他有他自己的线在DMV

He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee 他做了甜蜜，甜蜜的爱情给海牛

Oh yeah 哦耶

Oh yeah, that was something to see, I tell ya 哦，是的，这是看到的东西，我告诉你

   

Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toe nail clippings as a potent aphrodisiac 查尔斯·纳尔逊赖利卖掉了他的脚趾指甲刮片作为一种强效催情药

He ran a four minute mile blindfolded with an engine block strapped to his back 他跑了四分钟一英里蒙住眼睛用发动机缸体绑在他的背上

He could eat more frozen waffles than any other man I know 他可以多吃冷冻华夫饼干比其他任何人，我知道

Once he fell off the Chrysler building and he barely even stubbed his toe 有一次，他掉下来的克莱斯勒大厦和他几乎连掐灭他的脚趾

Had a tiny little scratch on his toe, Didn't even hurt 对他的脚趾一个小小的划痕，竟然没受伤

   

Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion, but he never ever told a soul 查尔斯·纳尔逊赖利想通了冷聚变，但是他从来没有告诉过灵魂

I've seen the man unhinge his jaw, and swallow a Volkswagen whole 我见过的人搅乱了他的下巴，并且吞了大众全

He'd bash your face in with a shovel if you didn't treat him like a star 他会来砸你的脸，用铲子，如果你不把他当明星

You could spit at the wind, or tug at Superman's cape 你可以在吐风，或拖船在超人的斗篷

But Lord knows you don't mess around with CNR 但上帝知道，你不惹周围的晨晨

No, no, no 不，不，不

Talkin' about CNR 说关于中国北车