"Whole house freeze!" “整个房子不许动！ ”

   

It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, there she was 那是一个星期四我走进俱乐部，有她

Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly 披着一件酒红色礼服，映衬华丽

Curved indeed, she started staring in my direction 曲的确，她开始盯着我的方向

Luring and urging seductively, body language instructing me 吸引并敦促诱惑，肢体语言指导我

I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea 我给她喝一杯，而不是她拿了一杯茶

And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle 然后我骗我的奢华生活方式

I said "So who you be? You looking kind of tight, gal 我说：“所以，你是谁呢？你看那种紧张， GAL

I would love to see you in a nightgown" 我很想看到你在睡袍“

She said "They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet 她说：“他们叫我龙女王，我来自西藏

I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat 我很平静的面对压力，你永远不会看到我流汗

I've come to your country in search of a lost Scroll 我来贵国在寻找丢失的滚动

That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold" 包含指示到隐村由黄金“

I looked at her confused and said "But why have you told me this?" 我看着她迷茫，说，“但是你为什么告诉我这些？ ”

She said the description that I fit 她说我适合描述

Was that of the Chosen One who'd go beyond 是的真命天子是谁想要超越

Then slipped a concoction in my drink 然后，在我的饮料滑倒药汁

Immediately set my consciousness adrift: 立即设置我的意识漂泊：

   

Now I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair 现在，我在该区域的住宅，我醒来的绑在椅子仓库

With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle 有天赋的丰富我周围的圆形角

Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing 怒视了在龙女王的巢穴，并没有想象的事情

Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam, glowed brightly 她的脚步在楼梯上有一个神奇的闪耀，闪耀着明亮

To prepare me for my journey a Sword was hovering towards me 为了准备我为我的旅程剑徘徊扑来

Plus garlic from the Keepers of the Gate who bore all the secrets and take 再加上从门的守护者蒜谁承担所有的秘密，并采取

Care of trespassers, but at last it's prophesied that I would gain 侵入者的照顾，但最后它的预言，我将获得

Access to a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the Scroll 获得了文化的王朝掩埋，抓住并捕捉滚动

Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in 大量的巡逻直升机在屋顶，绑在

Began travelling into the darkness, knew not of what awaited 开始行驶在黑暗中，不知道什么期待

Thought of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way 想了一个办法来摆脱它，就在这时底部让位

I began falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute 我开始下跌，给了十秒钟，拉着绳子在我的降落伞

Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions 降落包围野生梭鱼，狮子从众

The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren 野生王国穿出像警笛的声音

Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's end? 难道我进入附近的凡人寿命的终结？

Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in 挑衅我站在大胆，因为他们开始逼近

And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then: 而时间似乎正迅速就在这时：

   

"Whole house freeze!" “整个房子不许动！ ”

   

Just then I pulled the Sword and somehow 就在这时，我把仙剑不知何故

It affected all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed 它影响到所有的生物，因为他们向后退了几步磕头

And the same Glow that I seen in the Sword I seen in the eyes of the Lion 而我在剑我已经看到了同样的辉光出现在狮子的眼睛

Who began leading me in a specific direction as if trying to tell me something 好像试图告诉我一些谁开始引领我在一个特定的方向

Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had been described 刚刚在地平线上，同样的动物谁被描述

Appeared in statue form but their eyes scoped 出现在雕像的形式，但他们的眼睛作用域

And as I approached the gate they began to break open and cried 当我走近大门，他们就开始破开，哭了

"AFTER YEARS WE HAVE FINALLY BEEN AWAKENED!" “多年后，我们终于被唤醒了！ ”

The assault was on, I got knocked to the ground by one 攻击是对的，我得到了一个被打倒在地

Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing 震惊于一个非正统的形式拳

Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate chops 投掷人体的打击，空手道印章的异常比例

And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the swamp 摔踢，一头扎挣扎更深的沼泽

Then I grabbed my Sword, the garlic put it around my neck 然后我抓住了我的剑，大蒜把它在我的脖子

Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing 看，原来是排水全部精力，然后用摇摆

Off with their heads! 砍掉他们的头！

The gates slowly and mysteriously opened 门慢慢地打开了神秘

So curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective 于是好奇地ì moseyed与强度重点放在我的目标

Spider webs the size of king-size beds 蜘蛛网的特大号床大小

Fell into a secret passage not knowing to where it lead 掉进一条秘密通道，不知道到它导致

Just then the same Light beamed brightly and in the distance 就在这时，同样的光横梁明亮和距离

At that instance, lo and behold, the hidden Scroll! 在这情况下，你瞧，隐藏卷轴！

And just as I thought my mission was over 而且，正如我认为我的使命已经结束

I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder 我能感觉到龙女王喘着粗气在我的肩膀

   

As she began to transform and metamorphosise 当她开始改造和metamorphosise

She took on an assortment of legs, arms, heads and eyes 她把对腿，胳膊，头部和眼睛的分类

And sprouted two horns and began to breathe fire 和发芽两角，开始喷火

So once again I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my astonishment 所以，我再一次抓住了我的信赖之剑，但令我惊讶

She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the Scroll 她烧了它清脆的转身抓住了滚动

And exited much faster than secreted gas, I'm gasping 与退出比的分泌气体快得多，我气喘吁吁

Clasp full of flames cast in my direction 扣满烈焰投我的方向

I saw my whole life flash and the possibility of death 我看到了我的整个生命闪光和死亡的可能性

And a casket passed into the ground, pound for pound, astounding 和一个骨灰盒传递到地面，一斤一斤，令人咋舌

How could I survive and last another round inside this madness? 我怎么能够生存和持续又一轮疯狂这里面？

   

"Whole house freeze!" “整个房子不许动！ ”