Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains 鸟类是愚蠢的， “引起小的鸟的大脑

But so are kids and old people 而且还有孩子和老人

Some birds talk, most others sing 有些鸟说话，大多数人唱

I don't see you eat a talking bird 我看不到你吃一只会说话的鸟

   

Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo 猪臭，他们便便滚

But so do kids and elderly 但这样做的孩子和老人

I don't see you chop off an old man's feet 我没有看到你砍掉一个老人的脚

Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them 放你的歌在一个玻璃瓶和腌制它们

   

No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too 没有杂烩的你，因为蛤蜊有感情太

Actually they don't have central nervousness 其实他们没有集中精神紧张

No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile 没有曼哈顿风情，文蛤有微笑的权利

Come to think about it, they don't have a face 试想想，他们没有一张脸

   

They have no face, no place for ears 他们没有面子，对耳朵没有地方

There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears 有没有蛤的眼睛，哭蚌泪

No spinal cord, they must get bored 无脊髓，他们必须感到厌倦

Might as well just put them out of misery 还不如干脆把他们摆脱苦难

   

I don't beleive it's selfish 我不敢相信这是自私的

To eat defenceless shellfish 吃手无寸铁的贝类

   

No chowder for you, clams have feelings too 没有杂烩你，蛤蜊有感情太

It could happen to you, clams have feelings too 这可能发生在你身上，蛤蜊有感情太

I don't think they do, clams have feelings too 我不认为他们这样做，蛤蜊有感觉太