Hey everyone 嘿大家

Don't you love Christmas 难道你不喜欢的圣诞

I know I do 我知道我这样做

   

Hey everybody 嘿，大家

Hanging out just for this Christmas. 挂了只为今年的圣诞节。

Time hanging out for Christmas 时间挂出的圣诞礼物

Oh yeah 哦耶

   

I love my grandma 我爱我的奶奶

She is very awesome 她很真棒

Wait, grandma, No, get off 等待，奶奶，没有下车

Oh no, Grandma 哦，不，奶奶

   

Grandma just got hit by a reindeer, oh no 奶奶刚由驯鹿打，哦，不

   

She appears in a coma, Grandmaaaa 她出现昏迷， Grandmaaaa

Won't you wake up up, Grandma 你会不会醒过来了，奶奶

   

Grandma won't be here for Christmas 奶奶会不会在这里过圣诞节

Then, I don't know if she's gonna be back 然后，我不知道她会回来的

She has a huge blashration on her face 她在她的脸上一个巨大的blashration

   

I still love Christmas though 我还是喜欢圣诞节，虽然

Because I don't get any crap 因为我没有得到任何的废话

I get a bunch of expensive presents 我得到了一堆昂贵的礼物

So fuck my grandma 所以他妈的我奶奶

   

All she gets me is socks 所有她得到了我的袜子

So I don't really care 所以，我真的不关心

About her 关于她

She smells funny too 她闻起来太搞笑

   

And I love Christmas 我爱圣诞节

Because I put rocks in snowballs 因为我把岩石雪球

And kill people with them 杀的人与他们

   

Bye everyone 大家再见

Have a Merry Christmas 圣诞快乐

   

Grandma 奶奶

I hope you come out of the coma sometime 我希望昏迷中的某个时候你出来

   

I love boobs 我爱胸部