Oh hello please 哦，你好，请

You can call me "DJ Not Nice" 你可以叫我“DJ不是很好”

I run a drycleaning service in Detroit 我跑在底特律干洗服务

You want black-belt? Ten dollar cash? 你想黑带？十美元的现金？

No ticket, no laundry! 无人售票，不洗衣服！

Here we go! 开始了！

   

Ching Chang Chong! (Oh yeah) 庆昌冲！ （哦耶）

Ching Chang Chong! (I smack a bitch if I have to tell her twice) 庆昌冲！ （一嫌狗娘养的，如果我要告诉她两次）

Ching Chang Chong! 庆昌冲！

Here we go everybody (Ching Chang Chong!) 在这里，我们每个人都去（庆昌冲！ ）

Help me sing this song (Ching Chang Chong! 帮我唱这首歌（贞昌冲！

Rucka Rucka Ali (Ching Chang Chong!) Rucka Rucka阿里（贞昌冲！ ）

Number One in USA (Ching Chang Chong!) 排名第一的美国（庆昌冲！ ）

   

I talk like Ching Chang Chong 我跟喜欢清张翀

You walk into my store 你走进我的商店

Hurry up and buy 赶快买

This is America! 这是美国！

   

They call me Jackie Chan 他们叫我成龙

I come here from Japan 我来这里来自日本

I talk like Ching Chang Chong 我跟喜欢清张翀

Welcome (Sing my song!) 欢迎（唱我的歌！ ）

   

I got that How U Cow 我得到了如何U牛

I give you eggroll now 我给你现在eggroll

Don't care if you want steak 不关心，如果你想吃牛排

I give you by mistake (does middle finger) 我给你错误（不中指）

   

You want some won-ton soup? 你想赢得一些吨级汤？

I give you eggdrop! Oops! 我给你蛋花汤！哎呀！

I talk like Ching Chang Chong 我跟喜欢清张翀

Don't fuck with Viet-Kong! 不要与越南，香港他妈的！

   

With my ninja-supplies 与我的忍者用品

I catch you by surprise! 我抓住你措手不及！

I throw my ninja dagger! 我把我的忍者匕首！

Hit you between the eyes! 打你两眼之间！

   

I cook my Black-Eyed Peas 我煮我的黑眼豆豆

while the black guy pees 而黑色的家伙撒尿

Please, wear a black tie, please 请，戴黑色领带，请

Tell the black guy 告诉那位黑人

Peace! 和平！

   

I use my kung-fu grip 我用我的功夫抓

to slap your bitch's tits 掴你的母狗的乳房

My people come to your village 我的人来你的村庄

and tear your heart to bits 和撕裂你的心脏要位

   

I teach you tai-kwan-do 我教你泰钧-DO

You come to my condo 你来我的公寓

I cook up crack you smoke 我煮了裂缝你抽

You think I be some joke? 你以为我会有一些笑话吗？

   

If you think I'm Chinese 如果你觉得我是中国人

I be like "Ninja please!" 我算是喜欢“忍者请！ ”

My people come from China 我的人来自中国

but we not from Beijing 但我们不是北京人

   

We won Olympic games 我们赢了奥运

because, you whimps can't play 因为，你whimps不能玩

My people wear diapers 我这人穿尿布

No time for bathroom-breaks! 没有时间的浴室，休息！

Ching Chong! 清创！

   

Ninjas in the plaaaace! 忍者在plaaaace ！

Do the Ching Chang Choooong! 做青昌Choooong ！

Throoow your nunchucks in the aaaairrrr! Throoow您的双截棍在aaaairrrr ！

Rucka like sidways vagina.. Rucka像sidways阴道..

   

Call me DJ Not Nice! 打电话给我的DJ不是很好！

I eat no food but rice! 我吃了没有食物，但饭！

Ancient Korean recipe 韩国古代食谱

I get from Jesus Christ! 我是从耶稣基督搞定！

   

Have you achieved the Zen? 你有没有达到禅？

I give you two-for-ten 我给你两个为10

We drink two heineken! 我们喝了两口喜力！

I be your Chinese friend! 我算是你的中国朋友！

   

You bitches grind on me 你骂磨了我

but not if you Taiwanese! 但如果你的台湾！

I make you bitches cry 我让你骂哭

with cream of some young guy! 有一些年轻的家伙霜！

   

I eat my Ramen cup 我吃我的拉面杯

Where did my mom end up? 在哪里我妈结束？

I left her in Tokyo! 我离开了她在东京！

Those Filipino sluts! 那些菲律宾荡妇！

   

I don't like Kim Jung Ill! 我不喜欢金正生病！

He tried to get me kill! 他试图让我杀了！

He fire blank missiles 他火空导弹

all up close in my grill! 所有近距离在我的烧烤！

   

Wait! 等待！

Who just bombed Detroit? 谁刚刚轰炸了底特律？

The city's been destroyed! 城市被摧毁！

It was the Japanese 这是日本

Hello, remember me? 你好，还记得我吗？

   

Mother fuckers in this biiiitch! 不要脸这个biiiitch ！

Do the Ching Chang Chooong! 做青昌Chooong ！

   

Yeah! 是啊！

   

It would be great honor 这将是莫大的荣幸

to enter every vagina in this party 在这方进入每一个阴道

I have been a disgrace to my father 我一直有愧于我的父亲

for every vagina I have not entered 每阴道我还没有进入

by force 用武力

   

Open Sesame... Seed Chicken 芝麻开门...种子鸡

Crowded elevator 拥挤的电梯

smell different to midget... 闻到不同的侏儒...

Confucius say 孔子说

   

You ever see Ninja turtle movie? 你看到忍者乌龟的电影？

I was the third Clansman 我是第三个宗族