I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversary 我问她，她想今年我们的结婚纪念日是什么

She thought about it long and hard... 她想了漫长而艰难的...

Then she said to me "I think I'd like a divorce, I think I've had enough" 然后她对我说： “我觉得我想离婚，我想我已经受够了”

I said "honey I wasn't planning on spending quite that much" 我说：“亲爱的，我并没有打算花费相当的多”

   

Well it's cheaper to keep her, 那么它的便宜，让她，

Than it is to let her go, 比这更是让她走，

Just cant seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own, 只是不能似乎在说再见的一半我拥有的一切，

Well I am damned if I do, and I'm damned if I dont, 好吧，我该死，如果我做的，我该死，如果我不，

Well it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go. 那么它的便宜，让她比它是让她去。

   

She handed me some papers, 她递给我一些文件，

That she wanted me to sign, 她要我签收，

She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line 她掏出一支笔，指着那虚线

Its not the thought of losing her 失去她的不是思想

That really braks my heart 真正braks我的心脏

You see I'm in love with all my stuff and thats the hardest part. 你看，我爱上了我所有的东西，这就是最难的部分。

   

Well it's cheaper to keep her, 那么它的便宜，让她，

Than it is to let her go, 比这更是让她走，

Just cant seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own, 只是不能似乎在说再见的一半我拥有的一切，

Well I am damned if I do, and I'm damned if I dont, 好吧，我该死，如果我做的，我该死，如果我不，

Well its cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go. 以及它的便宜，让她比它是让她去。

   

I started thinking about it, adding it up... 我开始思考它，将它添加了...

The house the boat the car the truck 这所房子的船车卡车

When I see my attorney going to kick his butt 当我看到我的律师要踢他的屁股

For talking me out of that DAMN PRE-NUMP 对我说话了那该死的PRE- NUMP的

   

Well it's cheaper to keep her, 那么它的便宜，让她，

Than it is to let her go, 比这更是让她走，

Just cant seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own, 只是不能似乎在说再见的一半我拥有的一切，

Well I am damned if I do, and I'm damned if I dont, 好吧，我该死，如果我做的，我该死，如果我不，

Well its cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go. 以及它的便宜，让她比它是让她去。

Well it's cheaper to keep her, 那么它的便宜，让她，

Than it is to let her go, 比这更是让她走，

Just cant seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own, 只是不能似乎在说再见的一半我拥有的一切，

Well I am damned if I do, and I'm damned if I dont, 好吧，我该死，如果我做的，我该死，如果我不，