I thought maybe I'd find a friend 我想也许我会找朋友

Or maybe I'd meet a girl 或者，也许我会遇到一个女孩

Have a great conversation with a stranger 有一个很好的话题与陌生人

On the other side of the world 在世界的另一边

   

Or maybe learn something new 或者，也许学到新的东西

About a culture or a place 关于文化或地方

Connect with another human being 跟另一个人

But every time I press new game 但每次我按新游戏

   

All I see is 我看是

Guys jerking off 球员抽风了

Guys jerking off 球员抽风了

Just penises and cocks 只是阴茎和旋塞

And guys jerking them off 和催人泪下的家伙赶走

   

Hold on 坚持，稍等

This guy's not jerking off 这家伙不是抽风了

Maybe he's like me 也许他和我一样

And he just wants to talk 他只是想谈

Hi, how are you? 嗨，你好吗？

   

"Nope, there he goes “不，还有他去

Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum" 呃，老兄，这是一个很大暨“