Oh hello! 哦，你好！

It's me, DJ Not Nice. 这就是我， DJ不是很好。

You know, there's been a little tragedy in Japan, man 你知道的，还有的是在日本的一个小悲剧，人

Come help us out now... 快来帮助我们，现在...

   

There's a tsunami 有海啸

If you don't believe me then go see on the news 如果你不相信我，然后去看到新闻

Now we're all drowning 现在，我们都淹没

Oh no 哦，不

Where did i put my little Pokémon tube? 在哪里我把我的小宝贝管？

And we're all staving 我们都在延缓

Give us money 给我们的钱

We need to buy a little hot sour soup 我们需要买一个有点热酸辣汤

We need wasabi 我们需要芥末

Eggroll Eggroll

A little rice and noodle with tofu 一点点米饭和面条豆腐

   

Listen bitch-ass ninja 听着母狗屁股忍者

I have a judo dildo 我有一个柔道假阳具

And I have a yellow belt in tae-kung-fu 我有一个黄色的皮带泰功夫

I know you think you're big 我知道你认为你是大

But you're fucking with Godzilla 但你他妈的哥斯拉

So tell tsunami we're not afraid of you 所以告诉海啸我们不怕你

   

Tell tsunami "Fuck-a You!" 告诉海啸“操-A是你！”

(Do the wave, everybody! Do the wave! Everybody do the wave!) （做波浪，大家好！做波！每个人都做了波！ ）

Tell tsunami "Fuck-a You!" 告诉海啸“操-A是你！”

(Put your hands up! Put your hands up in the air! Take off your underwear!) （把你的手了！把你的手在空中！脱掉你的内裤！ ）

Tell tsunam--- 告诉tsunam ---

OH HELLO CHARLIE! 俄亥俄州HELLO查理！

(Winning, duh, winning, duh) （获奖，咄，获奖，杜）

Adonis DNA and tiger blood in you 阿多尼斯DNA和虎血你

(Winning, duh) （获奖，杜）

You have no job so 你有这么没有工作

Come on over 你过来吧

Come help us clean off all this water and poo 快来帮我们清理掉所有这些水和便便

Tell The Situation 告诉现状

Forget the fucking Haitians 忘了他妈的海地人

Stop the fucking flood with all your grease and goo 停止他妈的洪水与所有的油脂和黏性物质

Come over for vacation 过来度假

Enjoy the radiation 享受辐射

Don't worry, Japan doesn't have any Jew 别担心，日本没有任何犹太人

   

Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!" 告诉海啸“他妈的，一个让你！ ”

(Woo! Yeah! Fuck you, tsunami! Fuck-a you! Fuck you!) （呜！呀！你他妈的，海啸！他妈的-A你！你他妈的！ ）

Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!" 告诉海啸“他妈的，一个让你！ ”

(Ooh, radiation, very nice. Hey, is it hot in here? Umm does this feel like a lump to you?) （哦，辐射，非常好看。嘿，是不是很热吗？嗯这是否觉得自己像一个疙瘩吗？ ）

Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!" 告诉海啸“他妈的，一个让你！ ”

   

Tonight, I die alone 今晚，我死了独

Tsunami take my home 海啸把我的家

You have ten dollar? Let me have it! 你有十块钱？让我拥有它！

Send it over from your phone! 从手机发送过来！

Chinee soldiers are taking over! 彩乐士兵接管！

"We've come to help you" “我们是来帮助你”

Suck my boner! 吸我的蠢蛋！

I no trust you! 我再信任你！

"Why not? Fuck you!" “为什么不呢？你他妈的！ ”

Fuck me? Fuck you! 他妈的我吗？你他妈的！

"I'm gonna cut you!" “我要砍了你！ ”

I cut you like chinee chicken! 我剪你喜欢彩乐鸡！

"Fuck you bitch, get in the kitchen!" “你他妈的婊子，让在厨房！ ”

I'm in the kitchen! 我在厨房里！

"Oh, then cook me up some fish and wash the dishes!" “哦，那我煮了一些鱼和洗碗！ ”

Oh hello Elmer Qaddafi! 哦，你好埃尔默卡扎菲！

Don't just eat your toffee 不要只是吃你的奶糖

Libya needs the water more than we do! 利比亚需要的水比我们多！

Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!" 告诉海啸“他妈的，一个让你！ ”

(I'm a ninja turtle! I'm a-I'm a ninja turtle! （我是一个忍者乌龟！我是 - 我一个忍者乌龟！

Turtle power turtle power super magic turtle power) 龟龟电源功率超神奇乌龟功率）

Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!" 告诉海啸“他妈的，一个让你！ ”

(Gimme money we need money everybody give us money （给我钱，我们需要钱，大家给我们钱

I am ninja ninja turtle fuck you cowabunga dude) 我是忍者忍者乌龟你他妈的cowabunga花花公子）

Tell tsunami "Fuck-a you!" 告诉海啸“他妈的，一个让你！ ”

(What the Japanese need right now is some tiger blood and 7 gram rocks! （什么日本人现在需要的是一些老虎的血液和7克石头！

Duh, winning! 咄，赢了！

I would be fine out there in Japan, I'm super fucking human! 我会被罚款赫然出现在日本，我超级他妈的人！

They're losing, I'm....WINNING, duh! 他们正在失去，我....取胜，咄！

How about if I come out there, cover all you Japanese in my tiger sperm 怎么样，如果我敢来，涵盖了所有你在我的虎精日本

Winning, duh. Winning, duh. Winning. 获奖，咄。获奖，咄。胜出。

Winning, duh, Winning, duh. Winning, duh. Winning. 获奖，咄，赢得，咄。获奖，咄。胜出。

Duh! Forget Japan, Japan is gone, nobody cares, it's Emilio Estevez! 咄！忘了日本，日本走了，无人问津，这是埃米利奥·埃斯特韦斯！

Duh, winning. 咄，获奖。

Did I ask my father what to do about Japan? No. duh! 难道我问我的父亲做什么对日本？第咄！

I'm a grown man! Hello? Duh, winning. Winning. Duh! 我是一个成年男人！喂？咄，获奖。胜出。咄！

I don't need to hear what my father says. Duh, winning! 我不需要听我父亲说。咄，赢了！

I'm 45 years old, duh...) 我45岁，真不错...）