Tonight at 10 今晚10时

The world is ending again 世界再次终结

And we know why and when 为什么和我们知道的时候

So you better watch 所以，你最好小心

We got a bit with some feminist chick 我们得到了一个有点用一些女权主义者的小鸡

And also a picture of a starlet's crotch! 也是一个小明星的裤裆的照片！

Two people died, a double homicide 两个人死亡，双重凶杀案

Their bodies found inside 发现自己的身体里面

Of a wishing well 一个许愿井

And we tackle the flaws 我们解决的缺陷

In these obesity laws 在这些肥胖的法律

In this segment that's sponsored 在这一部分这是赞助商

By Taco Bell 由塔可钟

   

We've got violence, danger, sex, and drugs 我们有暴力，危险，性和毒品

And it's awesome cause all of it's real! 而且它的真棒原因这一切是真实的！

We do the illusion of news and while you think you're choosing the views 我们做新闻的幻觉，而你认为你选择的意见

That you feel... 你觉得...

All of this and more and live 所有这些和更多的和活

Only on the Channel 5 News! 仅在5频道新闻！

Only on the Channel 5 News! 仅在5频道新闻！

   

[Spoken] [口语]

We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip are you there? 我们有芯片沃克，住在现场，有重大新闻！芯片是你吗？

[Sung] [宋]

Chip Walker here 芯片沃克在这里

Am I coming in clear? 难道我进来清楚了吗？

I'm standing near 我站在附近

To the scene of the crime 对犯罪现场

This Iraqi guy's shop 这家伙伊拉克的店

Seemed a newsworthy spot 似乎是一个有新闻价值点

So we've been gathering shots here for quite some time 所以，我们一直在收集镜头在这里很长一段时间

Today, real fast 如今，真正的快速

The owner's daughter passed 店主的女儿通过

We grabbed a shot of her ass 我们抓住了一个镜头她的屁股

While the owner was near 而主人是附近

Then he struck my chest 然后，他打我的胸

And now he's under arrest 现在他被逮捕

And now you people have one less 现在你们这些人又少了一个

Man to fear 男人害怕

   

This family's angry, crying, sad, and lost 这家人的愤怒，哭泣，悲伤，失落

And it's awesome, cause all of it's real! 而且它的真棒，造成这一切是真实的！

I do the illusion of news and while you think you're choosing the views that you feel... 我这样做新闻的幻觉，而你认为你选择，你觉得该意见...

More as this develops live 更因为这样的发展实况

Only on the Channel 5 News! 仅在5频道新闻！

   

[Spoken] [口语]

We go now to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend 我们现在去最大史蒂文斯，随着天气的周末

What are we looking at here, Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets? 我们寻找什么样的位置，最大：伞或野餐篮？

Max? Max?! 马克斯？马克斯？

We're experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by 我们遇到了技术问题，请稍候

Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max 好吧，我们得到了一个信号。切到最大

[Sung] [宋]

Good evening, hi 晚上好，喜

It's your weather guy 这是你的家伙天气

I advise you to buy 我劝你还是买

Another lightning rod 另外避雷针

We didn't catch 我们没赶上

This impending disaster 这个即将发生的灾难

Maybe it's natural, maybe it's God 也许这是自然的，也许是上帝

The sliding mud 滑泥

The incoming flood 输入洪水

Will never wash the blood 永远洗血

From my greedy old hands! 从我贪婪的老手！

This job was fun, I had a pretty good run 这份工作很有趣，我有一个非常良好的运行

But I've never been one to give in to demands! 但我从来就不是一个以需求让步！

People are angry, crying, sad, and lost 人们很愤怒，哭泣，伤心，失去了

And it's awful cause all of it's real! 和它的可怕原因这一切是真实的！

We do the illusion of news and while you think you're choosing the views that you feel... 我们做新闻的幻觉，而你认为你选择，你觉得该意见...

All of this and more and live 所有这些和更多的和活

Only on the Channel 5 仅在5频道

Only on the Channel 5 仅在5频道

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