They say a man should always dress 他们说，一个人应该永远穿着

for the job he wants 为作业他想要

So why am I dressed up like a pirate 所以，我为什么要打扮得像个海盗

in this restaurant? 这家餐厅？

It's all because some hacker 这一切都因为一些黑客

stole my identity 偷了我的身份

now I'm in here every evening 现在我在这里每天晚上

serving chowder and iced tea 服务杂烩和冰茶

   

Should've gone to FreeCreditReport.com (Yee Haw) 应该已经去FreeCreditReport.com （议山楂）

I could've seen this comin at me like an atom bomb 我已经看到了这个今儿我像原子弹

They monitor your credit and send you email alerts 他们监视你的信用，向您发送电子邮件警报

so you don't end up sellin fish to tourists in t-shirts 所以你最终不会出卖鱼在T恤的游客