I spot an active drowning victim from a mile away. 我当场活跃溺水受害者从一英里远。

I save old men in seas like Hemmingway. 我省老男人像海明威海洋。

The swimming pool not taken? Watch out for Frost, 游泳池不采取？当心冰霜，

Don't get busted like Milton, or Paradise will be lost. 没有得到破获像弥尔顿，或天堂都将丢失。

It's like that, and that's the way it is. 这就像说，这就是事情是这样的。

Don't Run, DMC, walk like the other kids. 不跑， DMC ，走路像其他孩子。

And if you get in trouble, I use a contact dive, 如果你遇到麻烦，我用的是接触潜水，

I extent my rescue tube to keep you alive. í程度上拯救我管，让你活着。

If you're submerged, I'll dive feet first, 如果你淹没，我第一次潜水的脚，

And bring you to a backboard, never to a hearse. 并为您带来一个篮板，永不灵车。

Because DOA victims are for amateurs, 由于DOA的受害者是为业余爱好者，

I do it my safe way, you do it yours, 我这样做，我的安全的方式，你做你的，

Like Raley's or Lucky's or Albertson's. 像雷利的或幸运的或者艾伯森。

Did the victim hurt his neck? I'm going in. 难道被害人伤了他的脖子上？我要去英寸

I support your chin, airway and spine, 我支持你的下巴，呼吸道和脊椎，

With my head-splint technique everything is fine. 把我的头夹板技术，一切都很好。

My EAP is CPR after those rescue breaths, 我的EAP是心肺复苏术的人工呼吸后，

Then I'll check your airway for respiratory arrest. 然后我会检查你的气道呼吸骤停。

Then it's sweep, ventilation, and abdominal thrusts, 那么它的扫，通风和腹部冲击，

I get the pool toy out I can, will, and must. 我得到的泳池玩具出来，我可以，意志和必须的。

Prepared for emergencies I've got my life together, 准备紧急情况我有我的生活在一起，

And understand my job keeps you alive like Eddie Vedder. 而理解我的工作让你活着像埃迪维德。

If you're a stressed-out mom who keeps her children fettered, 如果你是一个强调出妈妈谁把她的孩子的束缚，

Your kids are safe today, see, no lifeguard is better. 你的孩子现在是安全的，看到的，没有救生员更好。

Ten times as reliable mature and fitter 十倍可靠的成熟和钳工

Than your average lifeguard as a water babysitter, 比一般的救生员为水保姆，

Betsy Weeks trained me well at Roble Gym, 贝琪周培养了我良好的橡木健身房，

And I'm slamming into swim safety, not a Slim Jim. 而我撞进游泳安全，而不是斯利姆吉姆。

   

Lifeguarding at the pool, lake, or the sea, 生命保护在游泳池，湖泊或大海，

I keep both eyes on your progeny. 我一直在你的后代双眼。

The Red Cross has got my back like 1-2-3, 红十字会已经得到了我的背像1-2-3 ，

Because I'm C-E-R-T-I-F-I-E-D. 因为我的C- E- R-T- I-F - I-E -D 。

Lifeguarding at the pool, lake, or the sea, 生命保护在游泳池，湖泊或大海，

I keep both eyes on your progeny. 我一直在你的后代双眼。

The Red Cross has got my back like 1-2-3, 红十字会已经得到了我的背像1-2-3 ，

Because I'm C-E-R-T-I-F-I-E-D. 因为我的C- E- R-T- I-F - I-E -D 。

Lifeguarding at the pool, lake, or the sea, 生命保护在游泳池，湖泊或大海，

I keep both eyes on your progeny. 我一直在你的后代双眼。

The Red Cross has got my back like 1-2-3, 红十字会已经得到了我的背像1-2-3 ，

Because I'm C-E-R-T-I-F-I-E-D. 因为我的C- E- R-T- I-F - I-E -D 。

Lifeguarding at the pool, lake, or the sea, 生命保护在游泳池，湖泊或大海，

I keep both eyes on your progeny. 我一直在你的后代双眼。

The Red Cross has got my back like 1-2-3, 红十字会已经得到了我的背像1-2-3 ，

Because I'm C-E-R-T-I-F-I-E-D. 因为我的C- E- R-T- I-F - I-E -D 。

   

And when I act it's with informed consent, 而当我的行为是知情同意，

If you won't cooperate, I circumvent 如果你不配合，我绕过

And call the cops, best recognize. 并叫警察，最好的认识。

It's not wise to distract me as I scrutinize 这不是明智的做法是分散我的注意力，因为我端详

The pool, it's called scanning, best take a hint 池，这就是所谓的扫描，最好采取暗示

And shut your mouth. You don't matter, like lint. 而闭上你的嘴。你并不重要，像绒毛。

Larry Flint might argue that your voice means something, 拉里·弗林特可能认为你的声音意味着什么，

But I be like Bush and say for safety it means nothing. 但我会像布什说的安全是没有意义的。

I'm disciplined and talented at what I do, 我是有纪律和有才华的，在我做什么，

And hope to say the same for my lifeguard crew, 并希望能说同样的话对我的救生员工作人员，

Because unlike the Insane Clown Posse, 因为不像疯狂的小丑团队，

We practice our skills repeatedly. 我们反复练习自己的技能。

And don't cash in on tentative integrity 也不要在试探性的诚信套现

Or fire dope producers for more money. 或火灾涂料生产商更多的钱。

Wait, what, where was I? I guess I got side-tracked 等等，什么，我说到哪儿了？我想我被扯到

Dissing Detroit high school drop-outs with new albums that are whack. 瞧不起底特律高中辍学新专辑是重击。

Back on track, here's the point: I'm safe like "what!" 回到轨道上，这里的一点：我是安全的，如“什么！ ”

Making sure the chemical room door's always shut. 确保化学室的门总是关上了。

See that gardener's dirty trowel? Well, I don't. 看到园丁的脏泥刀？嗯，我不知道。

I'm too busy making sure your kids stay afloat. 我太忙了，确保你的孩子渡过难关。

And see that dude who kind of looks like Shrek, 看看这小子有种谁看起来像史瑞克，

But imported like badly dubbed French Star Trek? 但是，像进口的严重冠以法国星际迷航？

Nope, I double check the bubble trek from your kid's lungs. 没了，我仔细检查，从你的孩子的肺气泡跋涉。

The shovel speck or smuggled Shrek distract no one 铲斑点或走私史瑞克分散无人

Like me; I don't notice, no, just your kids. 像我这样的;我没有注意到，没有，只是你的孩子。

But did I see that kid run? Oh yes I did! 不过我刚才看到孩子跑？哦，是的，我做到了！

Peripherally, so I'm a lay the smack down 外围，所以我是一个外行的拍击下来

And turn their smiles into one collective frown. 并把他们的微笑成为一个集体的皱眉。

"Hey kids, stop running! You know the rule!" “喂孩子，停止运行！你知道的规则！ ”

Yes I'm a tool from lifeguard school, 是的，我从学校救生员的工具，

But safety is cool here at the pool, 但安全是这里凉爽的游泳池，

And trust me on the sunscreen, don't be a fool. 相信我的防晒霜，不要成为一个傻瓜。

   

Lifeguarding at the pool, lake, or the sea, 生命保护在游泳池，湖泊或大海，

I keep both eyes on your progeny. 我一直在你的后代双眼。

The Red Cross has got my back like 1-2-3, 红十字会已经得到了我的背像1-2-3 ，

Because I'm C-E-R-T-I-F-I-E-D. 因为我的C- E- R-T- I-F - I-E -D 。

Lifeguarding at the pool, lake, or the sea, 生命保护在游泳池，湖泊或大海，

I keep both eyes on your progeny. 我一直在你的后代双眼。

The Red Cross has got my back like 1-2-3, 红十字会已经得到了我的背像1-2-3 ，

Because I'm C-E-R-T-I-F-I-E-D. 因为我的C- E- R-T- I-F - I-E -D 。

Lifeguarding at the pool, lake, or the sea, 生命保护在游泳池，湖泊或大海，

I keep both eyes on your progeny. 我一直在你的后代双眼。

The Red Cross has got my back like 1-2-3, 红十字会已经得到了我的背像1-2-3 ，

Because I'm C-E-R-T-I-F-I-E-D. 因为我的C- E- R-T- I-F - I-E -D 。

Lifeguarding at the pool, lake, or the sea, 生命保护在游泳池，湖泊或大海，

I keep both eyes on your progeny. 我一直在你的后代双眼。

The Red Cross has got my back like 1-2-3, 红十字会已经得到了我的背像1-2-3 ，

Because I'm C-E-R-T-I-F-I-E-D. 因为我的C- E- R-T- I-F - I-E -D 。