Get up early in the morning, going to the store. 起床一早，去商店。

Post, Kellogs, General Mills? 邮政， Kellogs ，通用磨坊？

It's the cereal war. 这是谷战。

Fucking store never has the monsters and they never get more. 他妈的店从来没有的怪物，他们从来没有得到更多。

Post, Kellogs, General Mills? 邮政， Kellogs ，通用磨坊？

It's the cereal war. 这是谷战。

I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a condom in the box. 我希望性的巧克力是在股票，它有在框中避孕套。

I'll try some cocoa puffs 我会尝试一些可可泡芙

today who the fuck is Sonny anyway? 今天谁他妈的是索尼呢？

Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more marshmallows than the rest. 有人说，恐龙的都是最好的，他们已经得到了比其他人更多的棉花糖。

There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from 有没有很多可可可可盛满脆，始终远离

Wheaties. 麦片。

Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the store. 现在是吃晚饭的时间，我要回店里。

I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot. It's 我有一些Erkles ，喜欢时间很多。这是

the cereal war. 谷物战争。

I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs. 我希望我是卡尔文和霍布斯，然后我可以尝试糖炸弹。

The soggies will never get 该soggies将永远不会

Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch. 头儿紧缩，我想我将不得不紧缩浆果吃午饭。

Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the only kind I'll eat. 早餐谷物需要是甜的，这是唯一一种我吃了。

Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs! 给我的糖，不是坚果和树枝！

Do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you? 我看起来像一个该死的松鼠吗？