Well I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter 好吧，我就下到莫斯艾斯利的转换器

Hell ya know how hot it gets on Tatooine 地狱你知道有多热它会在塔图因

But then I saw that there Cantina 但后来我看到有小酒吧

I'll go in for an Orangina 我会去为Orangina

I heard it was rough but how bad could it be? 我听说它是粗糙的，但它有多么糟糕可能呢？

Well I walked through the door and the music stopped...dead 嗯，我走出了大门，音乐停止了......死了

All manner of man and beast were starein' at me 人与野兽的所有方式都starein “我

Seems just one week before, their Twilex slave-girl walked out the door 似乎仅仅一周前，他们Twilex女奴走出门

And I guess I was the next best thing they seen 我想我是他们见过的退而求其次

   

I lost more than my heart in that Cantina 我的小酒吧损失超过我的心脏

I left my manhood there on Tatooine 我离开了我的男子汉气概有塔图因上

Son, it don't mean you're weak 儿子，这并不意味着你是弱者

'cause ya turn the other cheak 因为雅把其他cheak

But if ya spread em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man 但如果亚传播时间都在贾巴，儿子，你是不是男人

   

Old Hammerhead, he fixed his mind to screw me 旧锤头，他定了主意要拧我

Whipped out his tool and nailed me to the bar 鞭打了他的工具，钉我吧

My anus he destroyed 我的肛门，他毁

And now I got me, hemeroids 现在我得到了我， hemeroids

They had to wrench him off my nuts with a gaffe bar 他们不得不扳手他把我的螺母失态吧

I was hit over the head by old Han Solo 我被击中了头部，老韩独奏

I'd have never guessed that Pirate was a homo 我从来没有想到，海盗是一个同质

I woke up next to Chewbacca 我醒来的时候旁边的楚巴卡

I was smeared in Wookie Ca ca 我涂得Wookie CA网站

And what they did to my poor nipples was a no no 和他们做了什么我可怜的乳头是一个没有任何

   

I lost more than my heart in that Cantina 我的小酒吧损失超过我的心脏

I left my manhood there on Tatooine 我离开了我的男子汉气概有塔图因上

Son, it don't mean you're weak 儿子，这并不意味着你是弱者

'cause ya turn the other cheak 因为雅把其他cheak

But if ya spread em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man 但如果亚传播时间都在贾巴，儿子，你是不是男人

   

Well Salacious Crumb's so small ya cant detect him 以及淫秽克拉姆的那么小亚不能检测出他

Before I knew it, he shoved himself straight in, my rectum 我知道这之前，他自己推直，我的直肠

And then, just to be heinous, he screamed real loud out of my anus 然后，仅仅是十恶不赦的，他真正的尖叫出声了我的肛门

Now I got a anal car alarm and I cant disconnect him 现在，我得到了一个肛门汽车防盗器，我不能断开与他

Oh greedo Greedily grabbed his green weenie 哦greedo贪婪地抓住了他的绿色威尼

And he yanked that sucker till it wasn't so tee-nee 他猛地吸盘，直到它不是那么开球东东

He took me into Jabba's hut. 他带我到贾巴的小屋。

He stared intently at my butt 他目不转睛地盯着我的屁股

And then he Ooh-ta-ta'd me with his zucchini 然后他哦- TA- tad我与他的西葫芦

   

I lost more than my heart in that Cantina 我的小酒吧损失超过我的心脏

I left my manhood there on Tatooine 我离开了我的男子汉气概有塔图因上

Son, it don't mean you're weak 儿子，这并不意味着你是弱者

'cause ya turn the other cheak 因为雅把其他cheak

But if ya spread em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man 但如果亚传播时间都在贾巴，儿子，你是不是男人

   

Take it away boys! 把它拿掉孩子们！

   

Well a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you!" 好一个男人走过来，说：“我的朋友不喜欢你！ ”

I said "Sorry" 我说“对不起”

He said "I don't like ya neither ya better watch yourself!" 他说：“我不喜欢雅没有雅好自己小心！ ”

And then some old dude who taught Vader, chopped his arm off with his saber 然后一些老家伙谁教维德与他的马刀砍伤他的手臂断

And later made for one red hot anal invader 和一个热得发烫的肛门入侵者后制成

I was broken..on the floor beat to a stooper 我broken..on地上拍一stooper

But then I was saved! there at the door was 10 stormtroopers! 但后来我得救了！在门口有10冲锋队！

But then my hopes faded away.. I didn't know they cloned 'em gay 但后来我的希望消失了..我不知道他们克隆的时间同性恋

And they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper 他们每个轮番强攻troopin “我在扫大家的兴

   

I lost more than my heart in that Cantina 我的小酒吧损失超过我的心脏

I left my manhood there on Tatooine 我离开了我的男子汉气概有塔图因上

Son, it don't mean you're weak 儿子，这并不意味着你是弱者

'cause ya turn the other cheak 因为雅把其他cheak

But if ya spread em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man 但如果亚传播时间都在贾巴，儿子，你是不是男人