Well I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter 好吧，我就下到莫斯艾斯利的转换器

Hell you know how hot it gets on Tatooine 地狱，你知道有多热它会在塔图因

Well then I saw that there cantina 那么我看到有小酒吧

I'll go in for an Orangina 我会去为Orangina

I heard it was rough, but how bad could it be? 我听说它是粗糙的，但它有多么糟糕可能呢？

   

Well I walked through the door, and the music stopped (dead... [Gulp]) 嗯，我走出了大门，而音乐停止（死... [咕嘟咕嘟] ）

All manner of men and beasts were staring at me 男人和野兽所有的方式都盯着我

Seems just one week before, 似乎仅仅一周前，

Their Twi'lek slave girl walked out the door 他们提列克人女奴走出门

And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen 我想我是他们会看到退而求其次

   

I lost more than my heart in that Cantina 我的小酒吧损失超过我的心脏

I left my manhood there on Tatooine 我离开了我的男子汉气概有塔图因上

Son, it don't mean you're weak 儿子，这并不意味着你是弱者

If you turn the other cheek 如果置之不理

But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man 但是，如果你传播时间都为贾巴，儿子，你是不是男人

   

Old Hammerhead, he fixed his mind to screw me 旧锤头，他定了主意要拧我

whipped out his tool and nailed me to the bar 鞭打了他的工具，钉我吧

My anus, he destroyed. Now i got me Hemmeroids 我的肛门，他毁了。现在，我得到了我Hemmeroids

They had to wrench him off my nuts with a gaffi bar 他们不得不扳手他把我的坚果与gaffi吧

   

I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo 我被击中了头部受OL “韩独奏

I'd have never guessed that pirate was a homo 我从来没有想到，海盗是一个同质

I woke up next to Chewbacca 我醒来的时候旁边的楚巴卡

I was smeared in Wookiee ca-ca 我是涂在乌奇CA- CA

And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no 和他们做了什么我可怜的乳头是一个禁忌

   

I lost more than my heart in that Cantina 我的小酒吧损失超过我的心脏

I left my manhood there on Tatooine 我离开了我的男子汉气概有塔图因上

Son, it don't mean you're weak 儿子，这并不意味着你是弱者

If you turn the other cheek 如果置之不理

But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man 但是，如果你传播时间都为贾巴，儿子，你是不是男人

   

Ol' Salacious Crumb's so small ya can't detect him 醇淫秽克拉姆的这么小亚无法检测到他

before I knew it he shoved himself straight in my rectum 之前我就知道他猛自己直在我的直肠

and then, just to be heinous, he screamed real loud out of my anus 然后，仅仅是十恶不赦的，他真正的尖叫出声了我的肛门

now i got an a-hole car alarm and I cant disconnect him 现在，我得到一个A洞汽车防盗器，我不能断开与他

   

Oh Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie 哦Greedo贪婪地抓住了他的绿色威尼

And he yanked that sucker 'til it wasn't so teeny 他猛地吸盘，直到它没那么蝇头

He pulled me into Jabba's hut 他把我拉到了贾巴的小屋

He stared intently at my butt 他目不转睛地盯着我的屁股

And then he oo-ta-too-ta'ed me with his zucchini 然后他OO - TA-太taed我与他的西葫芦

   

I lost more than my heart in that Cantina 我的小酒吧损失超过我的心脏

I left my manhood there on Tatooine 我离开了我的男子汉气概有塔图因上

Son, it don't mean you're weak 儿子，这并不意味着你是弱者

If you turn the other cheek 如果置之不理

But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man 但是，如果你传播时间都为贾巴，儿子，你是不是男人

Take it away, boys... 把它拿走，男孩...

   

[Instrumental] [器乐]

   

Well the guy walked up and said, "My friend doesn't like you." 好男人走上前，说： “我的朋友不喜欢你。 ”

(I said, "Sorry.") （我说， “对不起。 ” ）

He said "I don't like you either, you better watch yourself." 他说：“我不喜欢你要么，你最好小心你自己。 ”

(I think his name was Tom Waits) （我认为他的名字是汤姆等待）

Then some old dude who taught Vader 然后，一些老家伙谁教维达

Chopped his arm off with a saber 用马刀砍伤他的手臂断

That later made for one red hot anal invader 后来一个炽热的肛门侵略者作出

(Owwww...) （ Owwww ... ）

   

I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor 我是在地板上拍破到麻木

Then I was saved; there at the door were ten stormtroopers 然后，我得救了;在门口有10冲锋队

But then my hope faded away 但是我希望消失

I didn't know they cloned 'em gay 我不知道他们克隆的时间同性恋

And they each took turns stormtroopin' me in the pooper 他们每个轮番stormtroopin “我在扫大家的兴

 

I lost more than my heart in that Cantina 我的小酒吧损失超过我的心脏

I left my manhood there on Tatooine 我离开了我的男子汉气概有塔图因上

Son, it don't mean you're weak 儿子，这并不意味着你是弱者

If you turn the other cheek 如果置之不理

Which is why I still go there every week. 这就是为什么我每个星期还是去那里。