Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot 不想成为加拿大白痴

Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut 不想做了一些啤酒swillin “曲棍球螺母

And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? 而且你看我像一些冻伤管头？

I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed 我从来不知道我的英文字母从A到捷思锐

   

They all live on donuts and moose meat 他们都住在甜甜圈和驼鹿肉

And they leave the house without packin' heat 他们离开家没有包装; 热

Never even bring their guns to the mall 甚至从来没有把自己的枪去商场

And you know what else is too funny? 你知道什么是太搞笑了？

Their stupid Monopoly money 他们愚蠢的垄断钱

Can't take 'em seriously at all 不能带着他们去认真可言

   

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export 以及枫糖浆和雪是他们出口

They treat curling just like it's a real sport 他们把卷曲，就像它是一个真正的运动

They think their silly accent is so cute 他们认为自己傻的口音实在太可爱了

Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot 不明白他们在说 aboot的事

   

Sure they got their national health care 当然，他们得到了他们的国家卫生保健

Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air 便宜吃药，低犯罪率和清新的空气

Then again well they got Celine Dion 再说，他们也得到了席琳·迪翁

Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni 他们吃在卡夫通心粉重量

And dream of drivin' a Zamboni 和驾乘的A梦赞博尼

All over Saskatchewan 各地萨斯喀彻温省

   

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot 不想成为加拿大白痴

Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius 不弄清楚自己在摄氏温度

See the map, they're hoverin' right over us 看地图，他们hoverin的权利在我们

Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous 跟你说实话，这让我有点紧张

   

Always hear the same kind of story 总是听到同类的故事

Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry" 打破他们的鼻子，他们就会说“对不起”

Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? 告诉我什么样的怪胎是礼貌？

It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin' 这得是说他们都达到事端

So quick, before they see it comin' 这么快，才看到它坠落

Time for a pre-emptive strike! 时间到了先发制人的打击！