The beer is better in Canada 啤酒是在加拿大更好

The people are better in Canada 人在加拿大更好

The hockey players are better in Canada 冰球运动员在加拿大更好

But America has better hockey teams. 但美国有更好的曲棍球队。

   

The ecstasy is better in Canada 狂喜在加拿大更好

The weed is better in Canada 杂草在加拿大更好

I hear the heroin is stronger in Canada 我听说海洛因是在加拿大更强

But America has better cocaine 但美国有更好的可卡因

   

The Prostitutes are Cheaper in Canada 妓女在加拿大便宜

The strip clubs are cleaner in Canada 脱衣舞俱乐部在加拿大清洁

Blow jobs cost 10 dollars in Canada 打击工作花费10美元在加拿大

But America has better crack cocaine. 但美国有更好的可卡因。