[Intro:] [简介： ]

This is for anyone wishing they could do their entire life over: 这是任何人都希望他们可以做他们的整个人生了：

Quit sulking, you fucking pussy 退出生闷气，你他妈的猫

Yeah yeah yeah, clown on my accent all you want 是啊是啊是啊，小丑在我的口音都想要

I'll whoop your cat's ass. I'll whoop your grandmothers ass 我要呐喊你的猫的屁股。我要呐喊你祖母的屁股

I'll whoop your sisters ass. I'll whoop your ass 我要呐喊你妹妹的屁股。我要呐喊你的屁股

I'll beat your moms ass. I'll kick your ass 我会打败你妈妈的屁股。我会踢你的屁股

   

[Verse 1:] [诗歌1 ： ]

It's the anti-socialite not-so-christian 这是反社交名媛不那么基督徒

That'll talk more shit than bitter and old women 那会说话比苦，老女人更狗屎

On puny ass rappers with little-to-no rhythm 对弱小的屁股说唱歌手很少到没有节奏

Fuck veganism give me some General Tso's Chicken 他妈的素食主义给我一些左宗棠鸡

I write weird songs that got hooks like Journey 我写奇怪的歌曲，得到了钩一样的旅程

And if I grew my hair out I'd probably look like Fergie 如果我从小我的头发，我可能会像弗格森

But I'd never tinkle in my pants while I was on stage 但我从来没有在叮当作响我的裤子，而我是在舞台上

Cause I was potty trained when I was four years of age 因为我是便盆训练的时候我四十岁的时候

I think a lot of people these days are bitches 我想很多人这几天都骂

I also think that emo and emotional are different 我还认为，情绪和情感是不同的

But more so I hate white girls that talk like 但越是这样我讨厌说话像白人女孩

"Aww hell no, girl I'm gettin' this shit crunk. “噢该死，姑娘我刚开了这个狗屎旷课。

You know what I'm sayin'?" 你知道我的意思吗？ “

I'm not jokin', it's nothing but bark, I feel lost 我不是jokin ，这是什么，但树皮，我感到失落

Can't remember where the fuck that I parked 不记得在哪里，我停了他妈的

The world is gray and blue but what skates me through 世界是灰色和蓝色，但什么溜冰鞋我度过

Is knowing that I have a better music taste than you 是知道我有一个更好的音乐品味比你

I used to like Tool until they made the same album 我以前喜欢工具，直到他们犯了同样的专辑

That they made the last time they made the same album 他们所做的他们最后一次犯了同样的专辑

Every time they make a damn album it's the same album, really 每当他们提出了一个该死的专辑都是一样的专辑，真的

And only stoners listen to their music, it's silly 而且，只有stoners听他们的音乐，这是愚蠢的

I still think the Deftones are dope 我仍然认为Deftones的涂料

And I like Nick Drake on the days I wanna let go of hope 我喜欢尼克·德雷克的日子里，我想放手的希望

Wilco is great and Ice-T is still clever Wilco的是伟大的，冰T是聪明还是

And no matter what it's ALWAYS Wu-Tang Forever 而不管是什么，它总是武当永远

   

[Chorus: x2] [合唱： X2 ]

Calm down baby 冷静下来的宝宝

Don't you talk because 你不说话，是因为

Calm down baby 冷静下来的宝宝

Don't you talk because 你不说话，是因为

I don't need lovin' and I don't need help 我不需要爱 ，我不需要帮助

I'd rather ride in the car by my goddamn self 我会用我那该死的自我，而骑在车上

   

[Verse 2:] [诗2： ]

I'm 25 I started rapping as a sophomore 我25岁，我开始说唱作为一个大二的学生

In those days I'd hide my cigarettes in my sock drawer 在那些日子里，我会躲在我的香烟，我的袜子的抽屉

Until I heard my mom snorin' sleeping on the green couch 直到我听到我妈snorin “睡在沙发上的绿色

And then I'd secretively sneak out 然后我secretively溜出去

My first taste of heartbreak was at the park late one summer night 我的第一个心碎的滋味是在公园下旬的一个夏天的夜晚

I had a big crush on a girl named Sarah 我曾在一个叫莎拉的女孩大美眉

I was gonna ask her out until I saw Tim Phillips kissing her grabbing her butt 我会问她，直到我看到了蒂姆·菲利普斯亲吻她抓住她的屁股

Asshole! 混蛋！

I was madder than FUCK and walked home 我比他妈的茜草和走回家

Oh, Tim Phillips smells like Cool Water cologne 哦，添菲利普斯闻起来像冰水古龙水

Well fuck him, his Mustang and all his other friends 好了他妈的他，他的野马和他所有的朋友

I vowed I would never love again 我发誓我不会再爱

And since then I've dated but fuck that I can't give nothin' 从那以后，我已经过时，但他妈的，我不能给没什么

I'd rather sail alone than have my damn ship sunken 我宁愿独自航行不是有我的该死的船沉没

Being single's par for the course 单身的意料之中的事

I don't wanna cause a marriage 我不想引起婚姻

Cause I don't wanna cause a divorce 因为我不想引起离婚

It's probably important and it's better for health 这也可能是重要的，它是为更好的卫生

Besides, I get the whole damn bed to myself 此外，我得到了整个该死的床上对自己说

But what the hell everybody yells for me to drop down my guard 但地狱大家的骂了我放弃了我的护卫

No! this heart of mine's for me, it's locked down and it's scarred 不！我这个心脏对我来说，它的锁定，它是伤痕累累

Go home, I don't need me a wife, I'm happily single for life 回去吧，我不需要我的妻子，我愉快地单身生活

Alright? 好吗？

My name is Mac Sheldon I'm a fire-sign Leo 我的名字是苹果谢尔登我是火象的狮子座

Alcoholic, anti-mall, anti-hero 酒精，抗商城，反英雄

Anti-soccer mom, anti-hipster 反足球妈妈，反时髦

Pro-eating Captain Crunch cereal for dinner 临吃队长麦片吃晚饭

Pro-taking bong hits to cure your depression 亲以奉命中治愈你的忧郁

And pro-demo CD 和亲演示光盘

If you got one let me check it 如果你得到了一个让我检查一下

But never ask me what the hell I'm laughing about 但是从来不问我，我笑什么是地狱

See ya later 后来再见

I'm a go take a nap on the couch, alright? 我是去参加在沙发上小睡一会儿，好吗？

   

[Chorus: x2] [合唱： X2 ]

Calm down baby 冷静下来的宝宝

Don't you talk because 你不说话，是因为

Calm down baby 冷静下来的宝宝

Don't you talk because 你不说话，是因为

I don't need lovin' and I don't need help 我不需要爱 ，我不需要帮助

I'd rather ride in the car by my goddamn self 我会用我那该死的自我，而骑在车上

   

[Outro:] [尾奏： ]

Gee, Mac... what are we gonna do about this Kansan accent of yours? 啧啧，苹果......我们该怎么办你的这个堪萨斯州的口音？

Well, self, since you're asking in the third person 好吧，自我，因为你问的第三人

We're gonna fuckin' keep it! 我们要他妈的把它！

Because it makes us pretty... and unique... and beautiful. Like birds! 因为它使我们很...... ，独特的...而美丽。像鸟！

   

I'll whoop your mother's ass 我要呐喊你妈妈的屁股