I’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard 我看着你在我的院子里，让我的乳头坚硬的岩石

Wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face. 希望你会失去的保镖，所以我可以舔你的脸。

I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear. 我喜欢你的黑头发尿布，那你穿的西服。

I’m wearing your underwear that I stole from your place. 我穿你的内衣，我从你那儿偷走了。

   

I’m a total psycho 我是一个总的精神

Spying through a window 透过窗户偷窥

I’ll kill that Michell hoe 我会杀了米歇尔锄头

And take over as first lady 并接管作为第一夫人

   

Hi, nice to met you 你好，很高兴见到你

I’m friggin crazy 我是受诅咒的疯狂

When I kill your wife 当我杀了你的妻子

You will marry me 你要嫁给我

   

Carly Obama will be my new name 卡莉·奥巴马将成为我的新名字

I’ve been your stalker since your first campaign 因为你的第一个活动，我是你的死缠烂打

   

Whoa I don’t know you 哇，我不知道你

Your friggin crazy 你受诅咒的疯狂

You look like a dude 你看起来像一个花花公子

Your eyes are lazy 你的眼睛是懒人

And you need to stop stalking me 而你需要停止跟踪我

Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy. 你的皮肤苍白和刘海是超级让人毛骨悚然。

   

You might not realize it yet 你可能还没有意识到，

But we’ll soon be having sex inside the Oval Office 但是，我们很快就会有椭圆形办公室内做爱

   

Your totally insane 你完全疯了

Maybe if I wash my car it will make your weenier hard. 也许如果我洗我的车它会让你的weenier辛苦。

Please stop or I’m gonna barf, you look worse than McCain. 请停下，不然我就把BARF ，你看起来比麦凯恩差。

   

Now I’m gonna fall off of this cars wet hood top 现在，我要脱落这个汽车湿罩顶

Oh my head hit a rock 哦，我的头撞上石头

OMG it’s really bloody OMG这真是血淋淋

   

I snuck in your room while you were away í偷偷在你的房间，而你离开

And stole your boxers 并偷走了你的拳击手

They smell good, don’t they? 它们闻起来不错，不是吗？

   

Get those damn boxers out of my face 让那些该死的拳击手从我面前消失

Or else I’ll gonna call the C.I.A. 要不然我会要叫C.I.A.

   

No! Please I love you! 不！请我爱你！

Just give me one taste. 只要给我个中滋味。

   

Take one step closer and I’ll scream rape 采取更近了一步，我会尖叫强奸

Wait! Who the hell is that guy playing the bass. 等待！到底是谁那家伙打的低音。

   

Oh that’s Osama 哦，那是奥萨马

   

My death was a fake. 我的死是假的。

   

When people fake losing their life it makes me look bad. 当人们假货失去他们的生活也让我看起来很糟糕。

How could you do that? 你怎么能这样做呢？

This makes me so so mad. 这让我非常非常生气。

But secretly I’ve always liked your sexy beard and hat. 但暗地里我一直很喜欢你性感的胡子和帽子。

Will you be my man 你愿意成为我的男人

Will you call me maybe? 你会打电话给我，也许？