We walk as two, but we'll leave one set of tortured footprints 我们走两个，但我们会保留一组折磨脚印

Now here she comes...walking through the door...giving that look. Since 现在她来了......穿过门走...给那样子。由于

I roll with shook wimps...I'm shaking in my boots 我摇了震撼懦夫......我全身颤抖，我的靴子

Kids are behind me eating steak and soup, talking 'bout beatbreaks and loops 孩子们是我后面吃的牛排和汤，说话回合beatbreaks和循环

And I wanna' turn around...join in on the convo, but I ain't got jack to say 我想要转身......加入对康沃，但我没有得到插口说

And it's sad to say...I'm just a poetry fag actin' gay in my black beret 和它的伤心地说......我只是一个诗FAG装作同性恋在我的黑色贝雷帽

I just came to this wack-ass café 我刚来到这个怪人屁股咖啡厅

To drink an ice coffee and kill a bit of time before the matinee 饮冰咖啡和日场之前杀了一点时间

Why oh why did I need Cappaccino Cooler? 为什么啊，为什么我需要Cappaccino散热器？

Now I'm trying to avoid eye contact. Lets see if I can fool her 现在，我试图避免眼睛接触。让我们看看我是否能骗过她

I put a look of concentration on my face as I scribble on a napkin 我把浓度看看我的脸，因为我涂在餐巾纸

Squinting my eyes, acting like I'm really serious about this mess of non-sensical pen action 眯起了眼睛，表现得像我真的对这个烂摊子无意义的笔认真的行动

A web of chicken scratch and ink blots 鸡划痕和墨渍的网页

Is she still there? Standing awkwardly glaring? I think not 她还在那里？站在笨拙怒视？我想不会

Look up....think again. Shit...now when 查一查....三思。妈的......现在，当

Is she going stop making me waste ink from my pen as I sit and pretend 难道她会停下让我浪费墨水从我的笔，我坐下来假装

I knew I should have come with a friend. I shrink and I send 我知道我应该配有一个朋友。我畏缩，我送

Myself into meditation...and I'm on the brink of Zen 我陷入了沉思...... ，我对禅的边缘

Is she buying it? I pick up my empty glass...tilt it..and drink the flem 是她买了吗？我拿起空杯子...倾斜it..and喝弗莱姆

She's STILL scoping! in fact, this chick's a 10 她仍然作用域！其实，这小妞是个10

At least in my book...which isn't all that well read, but it's been said 至少在我的书......这是不是那么好读，但它已经表示，

Once she gets her grip on men they simply bend...backwards. 一旦她得到她的抓地力男人，他们简单地弯曲......倒退。

She attracts nerds, jocks, substitutes and student teachers 她吸引了书呆子，运动员们，替代品和实习教师

Who all profess their love for all of her protruding features 谁都声称自己热爱她的所有突出特点

There's no fooling this creature, she's WAY fine 有没有嘴硬这种动物，她的生活方式罚款

So dope, I'd have to smuggle her across state lines or else pay fines 所以，涂料，我不得不偷运她跨州或者支付罚款

What's holding me back is what I heard through the grape vine 什么是拖我是我听到过的葡萄

She's a non-conformist freak who only comes out in the daytime 她是一个不循规蹈矩的怪胎谁也只是在白天

   

"Don't look at me." I can feel the burn of her stare on my sensitive skin “不要看我。 ”我能感觉到她的眼神中燃烧我的皮肤敏感

I'm anti-social and I don't know how conversational sentences begin 我是反社会的，我不知道该怎么会话语句开始

Plus, I'm allergic to the medicine of sexual healing 另外，我过敏性愈合的药物

This impotence is sickening. She's sensual...appealing 这阳痿是令人作呕。她是感性的吸引力...

Now I'm covering up my crotch region by crossing my legs 现在我掩饰我的裆部区越过我的腿

Lost in thoughts of whores in my bed. It's awful...so I'm forcing my head 迷失在妓女在床上的想法。这太可怕了......所以我强迫我的头

into my forearms. I should...invite her for a cup of Joe 进入我的前臂。我应该......请她喝杯乔

It would do more harm than good...I just know 它会做弊大于利...我只知道

   

I mean...she's no Natalie Portman, and I've been kind of holding out for her 我的意思是......她没有娜塔莉·波特曼，和那种我一直坚持要她

Naturally...Now my thoughts spin...and she's on the "out" for sure 当然...现在我的想法旋......和她的“出”肯定

Gradually...contort my mindframe so no doubts occur 渐渐扭曲......我的思维同步，以便毫无疑问会出现

I activate testicular bravery and I shout to her 激活我的睾丸勇敢，我喊她

   

Our eyes lock. 我们的目光锁定。

And time stops... 时间停止...

   

She floats over to my spot... 她浮在我的现场......

and I say "Hi, I'm not 我说：“嗨，我不是

   

trying to hit on you like the way all these other guys jock 试图击中你喜欢的方式所有这些其他人股癣

I just wanna' let you know...I'm the type of person who lies a lot 我只想“让你知道......我是谁在于很多人的类型

   

Sometimes I fart and I pick my nose like a maniac 有时候我放屁，我挑我的鼻子像一个疯子

I'd be glad to front the cost of a date with you as long as you pay me back 我很高兴前面的一个日期与您的成本，只要你给我回来

If we ever reach the friendship level where things like that are shared 如果我们曾经到达那里的东西一样，共享友谊的水平

And I know my facial hair is weird...but I've been waiting for someone like you to shave my beard 我知道我的胡子是奇怪的......但我一直在等待有人像你剃我的胡子

   

I'm usually more discreet about my insecurities, but today...I just ain't prepared." 我通常比较谨慎的关于我的不安全感，但今天......我只是不准备。 “

In all honesty...this dame just stared 在所有诚实......这圣母院只是瞪着

And I was like "Uhhh...yeah... 我很喜欢：“唔......是啊......

So ummm...heh..." 所以，嗯......嘿嘿......“

Nervous twitches were initiated and out nostrils flared 神经抽搐发起进出鼻孔张大了

Our eyes started wandering and I was rocking in my chair 我们的眼睛开始流浪，我摇晃着我的椅子

   

I just continued on scared that I lost her...in my upfront approach 我只是继续吓得我前期的做法，我失去了她......

She looked at my napkin and noticed what I wrote 她看着我的餐巾纸，发现我写的

...which was nothing ......这是什么

I said "The funny thing is...I could have used you as a muse 我说：“有趣的是...我可以用你的缪斯

Wrote you sonnets in iambic pentameter and then produced 写下你的五音步抑扬格的十四行诗，然后产生

Mass amounts of unsent love letters and out-of-tune love ballads 而未发送的情书和乱调情歌大规模量

Some valid...but most just to get you thinking of marriage 一些有效的......但大多数只是为了让你想结婚

It's untrue. I don't want to create a first impression I can't live up to 这是不真实的。我不希望创建我不能辜负第一印象

I...just...wanna... 一..只是...想...

   

She said "Nuff said. I'm a theme park. Ride me until the sun sets." 她说：“纳夫说，我是一个主题公园，骑我，直到太阳下山。 ”

So I jumped up on her shoulders as we exited the entrance. 于是我跳上了她的肩膀，因为我们退出了门口。