So let me tell you how this all came to be 让我来告诉你这一切是如何走过来的

I'm doin' this here rap for your safety 我上来的这个说唱这里为了您的安全

So all you kids don't mess up like me 所以，你的孩子不要弄乱我一样

And be disowned by your family 和您的家人来六亲不认

   

So check it, this is how it all began 因此，检查它，这是这一切是如何开始

I was chillin', eatin' some raisin bran 我是寒冷的， eatin 一些葡萄干麸皮

I decided it was time to get a tan 我决定是时候把自己晒黑

So I grabbed my scissors and then I ran 于是我抓起剪刀，然后我跑了

   

I forgot my house was two stories tall 我忘了我的房子是两层高

I missed the first step and began to fall 我错过了第一步，开始回落

What happened next I could not recall 接下来发生了什么我不记得

I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all 我被刺穿的剪刀那不是全部

   

I thought I could get some help on the street 我以为我可以得到在街上一定的帮助

I got run over by a fucking Jeep 我得到了一个他妈的吉普车碾过

The rest of this mess I will not repeat 这个烂摊子的其余部分我就不再重复

To help keep your lunch, I've been discrete 为了保持你的午餐，我已经离散

   

(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) （盒/中博克斯曼/他是博克斯曼/他是博克斯曼/他是一个盒子，他/她是一个博克斯曼/博克斯曼/他是一箱/人）

   

I woke up in a strange location 我在一个陌生的位置，醒了

Some dirty bum had an explanation 一些肮脏的屁股有一个解释

Apparently he had no education 显然，他没有教育

He turned my body into an abomination 他把自己的身体变成了憎恶

   

He said he found me on the road nearly dead 他说，他发现了我在路上几乎死亡

It was necessary he fix my torso and my head 他解决我的躯干和头，有必要

He had no human parts so he used a box instead 他没有人类的部分，以便他用了一个盒子，而不是

The news was so overwhelming that I fled 这一消息是如此热烈，我逃

   

(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) （盒/中博克斯曼/他是博克斯曼/他是博克斯曼/他是一个盒子，他/她是一个博克斯曼/博克斯曼/他是一箱/人）

   

[yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman? [哟，怎么了哥们，你知道博克斯曼？

Yeah, he used to be a part of my clique 是的，他曾经是我的集团的一部分

Yeah, well what about now? 是啊，现在呢？

I don't know man, he can suck my --] 我不知道的人，他可以吸我 - ]

   

It's hard to live with a body of cardboard 这是很难忍受纸板的身体

You'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored 你会觉得​​这个可爱的笑容我会崇拜

But since the accident I've always been ignored 但由于意外，我一直被忽视

I trust one day that my hope will be restored 我相信有一天我希望将恢复

   

I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me 我想遇到一个女孩谁喜欢我为我

But of course no girl likes a guy made of tree 但当然没有女孩喜欢做树的家伙

I get so desperate that a cry and I plea 我得到这么拼命的哭，我认罪

I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree 我什至会拿一个胖女孩可以承受的程度

   

I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me 我猜是不是坏是一箱和我一样

Hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley 嘿，至少我是不是玛丽·凯特和阿什莉

If I ever want to travel across the sea 如果我想在大海上旅行

I disguise myself as a package and fly for free 我弄真成自己的包和免费飞

   

Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell 好了这个故事的寓意是机票的价格昂贵的地狱

So that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell 所以这是我的故事的结尾，这么久了，告别

   

(box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) [x3] （盒/中博克斯曼/他是博克斯曼/他是博克斯曼/他是一个盒子，他/她是一个博克斯曼/博克斯曼/他是一箱/人） [ X3 ]