If there really is a big fluffy Jesus in the clouds let him know right now that I take it all back 如果真的有一个很大的蓬松耶稣在云端，让他知道，现在，我把它都回来了

If there really is a muscular, cackling, red devil in the ground, you should tell him save me a shack 如果真的有肌肉发达，高声谈笑，红魔鬼在地上，你应该告诉他救了我的窝棚

But since I never saw either at my local Walmart shopping yelling at their kids in front of my optics 但因为我从来没有见过或者在我的本地沃尔玛商场在他们的孩子在我的光学面前大呼小叫

I've been operating under the premise that neither existed because I base my beliefs in logic 的前提下，我一直在工作，无论是存在的，因为我基地我的信仰逻辑

But if it's really true would you say when my body is in the ground 但如果这是真的，你会说，当我的身体在地上

I'll either float on up or drop right down 我不是浮在向上或向下向右下降

Then I'm nervous for the verdict 然后，我很紧张的判决

As a person I'm imperfect 作为一个人，我不完美

Ive been doing dirt lurking in the gutter with the vermin 我一直在做的污垢潜伏在阴沟里的害虫

I don't deserve to go north when I'm gone glim finished rivers swan shaped bongs 我不值得去北方的时候我走了GLIM成品河流天鹅形烟枪

Some big tittied angels floating over ponds 一些大tittied天使漂浮在池塘

Singing songs more soothing than bed, bath, and beyond 唱歌不是睡觉，洗澡更舒缓，并超越

No, I deserve my skin scorched, skies made of skulls 不，我应该得到我的皮肤烤焦，做头骨天空

Sasquatch is made of fire as I fall into a gulch everything black 大脚野人是由火，因为我陷入峡谷一切黑

I'd give my left nut and my dick for the chance to go back 我愿意付出我的左螺母和我的鸡巴的机会回去

   

You and I both know I can't shut my mouth 你和我都知道，我不能闭上嘴

But before you blow my candle out 但是，你吹我的蜡烛之前

Would you please just listen to me here right now? 请你先听我说现在在这里？

Before you blow my candle out 在你吹我的蜡烛了

Cause if I had a second time around, I would turn it all around 如果因为我有第二次的时候，我会改过来

   

Man thats what they all say, you're done 男人那是什么，他们都说，你就大功告成了

No, no, no, no, shut the fuck up and listen for once cause I've been sitting on your shoulder 不，不，不，不，他妈的闭嘴，听一次，因为我一直坐在你的肩膀上

As you've grown colder 正如你已经长大更冷

All of these years yelling in your ear 在你的耳边所有这些年来大呼小叫

But you wouldn't hear 但你不会听到

You had another plan, too big for little me 你有另一个计划，太大了一点我

Let me put it in a rap simile 让我把它放在一个说唱比喻

You'll understand, I gave you a fair shake 你就会明白，我给你一个公平待遇

Kind of like a ferris wheel, during a earthquake 有点像摩天轮，地震时

Get it? like you did it when you had it couldn't get it locked down 得到它？像你这样做，是你有没有它不能得到它锁定

No don't bother with a frown 没有不皱眉打扰

You were healthy in the mental 你是健康的心理

Potential with the pencil 潜在的铅笔

Could've just filled in the stencil 难道刚刚填写模板

But you're tempted by the devil 但你受魔鬼诱惑

Content to just to settle get a bronze medal 内容只是为了解决获得一枚铜牌

You laid your picnic in the wrong meadow 你在错误的草地上铺设的野餐

Cause now you're trembling and mumbling defending what you've done to him you took the low road, there's a toll booth coming! and guess whose in the booth? man, not I 因为现在你颤抖，一边咕哝着捍卫你做了什么给他，你把低端路线，有一个收费站来了！并猜测其在展位？男人，不是我

It's the one that the burglars are meeting when they die 这是当他们死了窃贼正在开会一

And the murders and neighborhood circlers guy 和谋杀和邻里circlers家伙

It's not a piece of cake if you want a piece of the pie 这不是一块蛋糕，如果你想分一杯羹的

So I'll have dinner with the winners 因此，我将与获奖者晚宴

While you simmer with the sinners 当你煨与罪人

Turn your summers into winters 把你的夏天到冬天

What a bummer you can whimper 什么是无赖，你可以呜咽

You could've been a star just a glimmer 你可能已经是一个明星只是一丝

Now let me blow your candle out and make it dimmer 现在让我吹你的蜡烛出来，并使其变暗

   

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Ladies and gentlemen of the congregation we are gathered here today to celebrate the loss of a demon, Peter Sparker 女士们，今天我们聚集在这里的众嘉宾庆祝妖，彼得电火花的损失

And may he never live again a scourge on this earth may our children never repeat his mistakes (hallelujah) 并可能他再也不会生活在这个地球上的祸害可我们的孩子永远不会重蹈他的覆辙（哈利路亚）

And may he burn eternally 而且他可能永远燃烧

   

What do you want me to do? you fucking sorry excuse you dug your own hole lying and dude 那你要我怎么做？你他妈的后悔的借口，你挖自己的洞说谎和花花公子

No, no, no, that apology is cute 不，不，不，这道歉很可爱

But all will be through 但是，所有将通过

I'll blow your candle like the chances you blew 我会吹你的蜡烛像你吹的机会

Yea, you had some moments in the ratings 是啊，你有一些时刻的收视率

But then you'd always go skulking in the shade again 但你总是躲躲闪闪，在阴凉处再次

You disappointed your family shamed friends 你失望你的家人朋友感到羞愧

I got a list heres the order of my list that it's in, it goes your daughter, your mother, your girl, your brother, jeff, cam, matt, your father, sister, and some others 我有一个列表我的继承人名单，它是在秩序，它会你的女儿，你的母亲，你的女儿，你的兄弟，杰夫，凸轮，马特，你的父亲，妹妹，以及其他一些

So while you wither like Bill your little life will be forgotten while you're rotting wikipedia pages 当你枯萎像比尔所以，当你在腐烂的Wikipedia页面你的小命会被遗忘

They will be fading 他们将消失

While you're waiting 当你等待

For a pardon from this run-on sentence unpunctuated arson while you stand there 从这个运行的一句unpunctuated纵火赦免，而你站在那里

Bare your closet full of skeletons dancing like the flames on your hair 袒露你的衣柜里满骷髅跳舞就像你的头发的火焰

Hey don't be like em all spose you're your own foes make this bed of coals you can go to sleep there 嘿，不要像他们所有spose你是你自己的敌人做出这种床的煤，你可以去那里睡觉

   

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