[Fanny & chorus:] [芬妮与合唱： ]

Smooth the sofa, plump the pillows 平滑的沙发，丰满的枕头

Dump the ashtrays, oh this dress 倾倒烟灰缸，呵呵这件衣服

Look at me I am shaking all over, 你看我，我颤抖遍，

Shaking all over 摇遍

I'm a mess 我是一个烂摊子

Waiting wondering what I'll be thinking 等待想知道我会想

When he comes walking through that door 他来的时候，通过那扇门走

   

What'll come walking through that door 怎么会来通过那扇门走

A man I never saw in my life before 一个人，我从来没有在我的生活中见过的

Oh, 哦，

I am so nervous 我好紧张

I got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now) 我有一个相亲等着叫上我（任何一分钟现在）

I got a blind date what am I gonna see (any minute now) 我有一个相亲我该怎么看（任何一分钟现在）

Right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through 在那边的门口，他将穿行

Will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen) 他将六英尺八，也许4英尺（它可能发生）

   

I got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now) 我有一个相亲等待过来（任何一分钟现在）

Oy but I'm nervous listen to my heart pound Oy公司，但我很紧张听我的心脏英镑

Why do I need this headache, single is not a crime 为什么我需要这个头疼，单是不是犯罪

I got a blind date 我有一个相亲

An with my luck he'll be on time 一个与我的运气，他会准时

   

I got a girlfriend Shirley, who says why not (she's an idiot) 我有一个女朋友雪莉说谁为什么不（她是白痴）

This guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do 这家伙是从一个朋友，她有一个朋友的朋友（你好，你怎么办

what an idiot) 有什么白痴）

One thing I know is Shirley ain't sitting on no shelf 有一件事我知道雪莉是不是坐在没有架子

If he was such a vow she'd keep him for herself (it's only natural) 如果他是这样的誓言，她就会让他为自己（很自然）

She says she is he's nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she's an 她说，她是他的好和他处理的股票（听起来不错，但她是一个

idiot) 白痴）

I'll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot) 我敢打赌，降压，他看起来就像个月大的熏鲑鱼（也和白痴）

What do I need from Shirley her and her fifty cup 我需要做什么，从雪莉她和她的50杯

I got a blind date and I'm praying he stands me up 我得到了一个相亲的，我祈祷他站在了我

   

Wait wait, what am I praying he stands me up, I'll stand him up. I smell a rat 等待等待，我在祈祷，他站在了我，我会站在他。我闻到老鼠

anyway. Umm. I'm gonna hide under the bed, he'll never see me, he'll walk in and look 反正。嗯。我在床底下会躲，他永远不会看到我，他会走在看看

around, I wouldn't be there, he'll go away and that's the end of that. 身边，我不会在那里，他会走开，这就是那结束。

Perrfect! Perrfect ！

Now you keep quiet, not a word you hear 现在你保持安静，不发一言，你听

You didn't see a thing 你没看见的事

Oeps there he is! OEPS他来了！

Now quiet everybody sssh quiet! 现在，每个人都安静上水屠房安静！

   

[Blind date:] Rosalie?! [相亲： ]罗莎莉？

[Rosalie:] Oi, oi, oi [罗莎莉： ]爱，爱，爱

[Blind date:] Rosalie?! that's odd she doesn't seem to be here [相亲： ]罗莎莉？她似乎是奇怪的没有在这里

[Rosalie:] Smart, smart! [罗莎莉： ]聪明，聪明！

[Blind date:] I've been stood up, it's news [相亲： ]我已经站了起来，它的新闻

[Rosalie:] Well it's better than put down [罗莎莉： ]那么这是不是放下好

[Blind date:] This has never happened before [相亲： ]这是从来没有过

[Rosalie:] What and ego! [罗莎莉： ]什么和自我！

[Blind date:] Rosalie?! [相亲： ]罗莎莉？

[Rosalie:] Sh, sh, sh! [罗莎莉： ] SH， SH， SH ！

[Rosalie:] [罗莎莉： ]

It worked, it worked! 它的工作，它的工作！

He never saw me. Boy am I lucky I didn't see him neither, 他从来没有看到我。男孩我是幸运的，我没有看到他没有，

but I can just imagine what a lox that one was. 但我可以想像什么是液氧，一个是。

   

[Rosalie:] I got it right her Shirley was playing tricks [罗莎莉： ]我得到它的权利了雪莉在玩把戏

[Voice:] No, no, that's wrong, you got it wrong [声音： ]不，不，这是错的，你听错了

[Rosalie:] Wait, wait, what that's not right? [罗莎莉： ]等待，等待，什么是不对的？

[Voice:] No, he was gorgeous he looked like Rudolph [声音： ]不，他是华丽的他看上去就像鲁道夫

[Rosalie:] Rudolph who? [罗莎莉： ]鲁道夫谁？

[Voice:] Rudolph Valentino [声音： ]鲁道夫·瓦伦蒂诺

[Rosalie:] Get away [罗莎莉： ]滚开

[Voice:] Yeah, the sheik from Arabia [声音： ]是的，从阿拉伯酋长

[Rosalie:] Not the phantom from the opera? [罗莎莉： ]没有从歌剧的幽灵？

[Voice:] Uh, Uh [声音： ]嗯，嗯

[Rosalie:] The sheik from where? [罗莎莉： ]从哪里酋长？

[Voice:] The sheik from Arabia [声音： ]在从阿拉伯酋长

[Rosalie:] Get away [罗莎莉： ]滚开

[Voice:] That's right [声音： ]这是正确的

[Rosalie:] Wait a minute is this person kidding me around here? [罗莎莉： ]等一下被这个人骗了我在这里？

[Voice:] No, no absolutely [声音： ]没有，没有绝对的

[Rosalie:] Get away [罗莎莉： ]滚开

[Rosalie:] Well that's what happened I let him get away [罗莎莉： ]嗯，这是发生了什么事，我让他跑了

   

What will I do now maybe become a nun (That's impossible) 会，我现在可能变成什么样了尼姑（那是不可能的）

I'm calling Shirley maybe she'll bring a gun 我打电话雪莉也许她会带一支枪

Please Shirley, even if he's Lon Chaney fat, bald or short or tall 请雪莉，即使他是朗钱尼肥胖，秃头或短或高大的

Having a blind date is better than having 有一个相亲是不是有更好的

No date, at no time with no one at all. 没有日期，在任何时候与任何人都没有。

Wait a minute maybe I spoke too soon 等一下，也许我说话太快了

Shirley get me out of here! 雪莉让我离开这里！

Oh this one is cute. 哦，这个人是可爱的。