We live in a binary reality, we do 我们生活在一个二元的现实，我们做

It's a world of black and white 它的黑白世界

There's only two types of people in this world: 这里只有两种人在这个世界上：

Those who can finish lists 这些谁可以完成列表

   

What is art? You know, what is art? 什么是艺术？你知道，什么是艺术？

Is art something gay people do to get back at their fathers? Could be 是艺术的东西同性恋人做，以报复他们的父亲？可能是

What is an artist? 什么是艺术家？

What makes a great artist? You know, great artists like myself 是什么让一个伟大的艺术家？你知道，像我这样的大艺术家

Like the great director Michael Bay 像大导演迈克尔·贝

Like the great Irish actor Shaquille O'Neal 就像伟大的爱尔兰演员沙奎尔 - 奥尼尔

   

We ask questions 我们问问题

You know, questions nobody else dares to ask 要知道，问题没有人敢询问

Questions like 这样的问题

Where are all the Sour Patch Parents? 哪里都是酸酸补丁的父母呢？

Questions like if Mickey's a mouse, and Minnie's a mouse, and Donald's a duck, and Daisy and Goofy, if they're all animals and they can talk 如果喜欢米奇老鼠，米妮和一个鼠标和唐纳德的鸭子，和Daisy和高飞的问题，如果他们所有的动物，他们可以谈

Why is Pluto just a fucking dog? 为什么冥王星只是一个他妈的狗吗？

Did they just forget to anthropomorphize him or worse, is Mickey keeping him mentally handicapped to stay a pet? 难道他们就忘了他的人格化或者更糟，是米奇让他弱智呆的宠物？

I'm not, how does that fit in to that universe, that paradigm 我不是，那怎么适应于宇宙中，这种格局

Goofy's a dog, he's talking 愚蠢的狗，他的说话

This one, crawling around 这其中，爬来爬去

Guys, you got tight, I would never bash Disney 伙计们，你有紧，我永远不会打坏迪士尼

Never 从来没有

Ever 自从

I think Disney teaches girls 我觉得迪士尼教女生

Young girls such important lessons that princess fairy tales, you know like 年轻的女孩公主的童话故事，你知道像这样重要的教训

Cinderella: It doesn't matter where you come from or how poor you are, you know, as long as you're incredibly hot 灰姑娘：不要紧，你来自哪里，或者你是有多穷，你知道的，只要你是热得不得了

Snow White: Which encourages children to 白雪公主：鼓励孩子

You know, give midgets nicknames 你要知道，给予侏儒昵称

Sleeping Beauty: You know, which encourages, um 睡美人：你知道，这鼓励，嗯

Date rape, maybe not 约会强暴，也许不是

Maybe not that one 也许没有一个

   

I was doing a show recently on the border of, uh, Hannah Montana and South Dakota Fanning 我是在，呃，孟汉娜和南达科他州范宁边境最近在做一个节目

And after the show 和展后

After the show, a guy came up to me 演出结束后，一个男人向我走来

And said, "Bo, why don't you ever tell stories on-stage about people coming up to you after the shows?" 并说， “博，你为什么不告诉过约人来给你的表演后，舞台上的故事？ ”

And I said, "'Cause they're never funny" 我说： “因为他们是永远不会搞笑”

   

I've always wanted a black girlfriend 我一直想要一个黑色的女友

Not as, you know, 'cause like 不是，你知道的， 造成像

I don't know, h-how, how do I put this? 我不知道， H-怎么样，我怎么把这个？

When we 69, I can call it "yin yanging" 当我们69 ，我可以把它叫做“阴yanging ”

Um 庵

It's not a, it's not racist 这不是，这不是种族主义者

Guys, it's 21st century racism 伙计们，这是21世纪的种族主义

It's racism in light of itself 这是种族主义的光本身

The only reason I'm saying these things 唯一的原因，我说的这些东西

Is because the stigmas about race are already there 是因为有关种族的柱头已经有

And I'm just playing off of that 而我只是玩掉了

And they understand that 他们明白，

So if after the show 因此，如果在展会后

You see like a black guy beating me up 你看像黑色的家伙打我了

He's doing it ironically, okay? 他这样做具有讽刺意味的​​，好吗？

Get your story straight 让你的故事直