I don't understand 我不明白

Why are you being so mean? 你为什么如此呢？

You're mean mean man 你平均小人

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

You are just jealous of me 你只是嫉妒我

Cuz you, you just can't do what I do 因为你，你不能做我想做的

So instead of just admitting it 而不是所以才承认它

You walk around and say 你走来走去，说

All kinds of really mean things 各种真正的意思的事

About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie 关于我，因为你是个小气鬼一个小气鬼

But it's only cuz you're 不过，这只是因为你是

Just really jealous of me 真的很嫉妒我

Cuz I'm what you want to be 因为我是你想成为怎样的人

So you just look like an idiot 所以，你只是看起来像一个白痴

When you say these mean things 当你说这些东西均值

Cuz it's too easy to see 因为真的太容易看到

You're really just a big weenie, big weenie 你真的只是一个大的维也纳香肠，大威尼

   

[Verse 1] [诗歌1 ]

Alright listen, I need you to focus 好吧，听着，我需要你集中精力

I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important 我需要你去在你的心中深挖，这是很重要的

We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts 我们要进行的各种实验

I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment 我不得不请你多多包涵了一下

Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them 现在，我需要你打开你的心，你的眼睛将其关闭

You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis 现在，您即将被划归我催眠

For the next four and a half minutes 在接下来的4分半钟

We are going to explore into your mind 我们将探讨进入你的头脑

To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous 要找出为什么你这么该死的嫉妒

Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? 现在，他们为什么让柳灏？

Hippity ga-ga boo-boo Hippity GA- GA嘘，嘘

Psych, I'm kidding 精极度紧张，我在开玩笑

I just wanted to see if you're still listenin' 我只是想看看你还在listenin

Ok, now I need your undivided attention 好了，现在我需要你全神贯注

Sir I have a question 先生，我有一个问题

Why do I always sense this undeniable tension 为什么我总是感觉这个不可否认的张力

From the moment that I enter into the room 从我进入房间的那一刻

It gets all quiet and whispers 它让所有的安静和耳语

Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned? 只要那里有交谈，为什么我总是提到？

I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me 我非常想问问，它已经itchin “我

Is it just because 难道仅仅是因为

   

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[Verse 2] [诗歌2]

Alright now I, I just flubbed a line 好吧，现在我，我只是flubbed线

I was going to say something extremely important 我正想说些什么极为重要

But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up 但我忘了谁，或者是什么东西，我搞砸了

Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't 精极度紧张，我又在开玩笑，你这个白痴，不，我没有

That's just what you wanted to hear from me 这只是你想要从我这里听到什么

Is that I fucked up ain't it? 是我搞砸了，不是吗？

But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper 但我可以胸围一个以无在看无纸

It doesn't take a bunch of takes 它并不需要一堆需要

Or me to stand here in this booth all day 或者我整天站在这里在这个展台

For me to say the truth, ok? 我说实话，好吗？

You're droolin, you have tooth decay 你droolin ，你有蛀牙

Your mouth is open, you're disgusting 你的嘴是开放的，你恶心

What the fuck you eat for lunch 你吃了午饭什么他妈的

A bunch of sweets or something, what? 一堆糖果之类的东西，是什么？

You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch? 您蒙克一堆紧缩N蒙克的？

Your tooth is rotten to the gum 你的牙齿烂到口香糖

Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum? 你的气息很臭，想嚼口香糖吗？

Yes I do sir, what am I on? 是的，我的先生，我是什么呢？

You sir are on truth syrum 您先生是真理syrum

Marshall I'm so jealous of you 马歇尔我很嫉妒你

Please say you won't tell nobody 请说你不会告诉任何人

I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified 我会很尴尬，我只是很害怕

That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying 有人的会找出为什么我说

All these terrible, evil and awful mean things 所有这些可怕的，邪恶和可怕的事情均值

It's my own insecurity! 这是我自己的不安全感！

   

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[Verse 3] [诗歌3 ]

Alright now we, we're going to conduct 好了，现在我们，我们将开展

That experiment that we were talking about earlier 该实验，我们都在谈论刚才

Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy 刚看到一个青蛙看起来，当它需要忘我的两支安打象

Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see? 的Cuz这正是你的眼睛的样子，想检查一下？

Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here? 这里的一面镜子，注意resemblence在这里？

Wait, let me put these sun glasses on 等一下，让我把这些太阳眼镜

Now look in this mirror, how about now? 现在看的这面镜子，现在怎么样？

What do you have in common? 你有什么共同点有哪些？

You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em 你们都羡慕不已，看起来像白痴与时间墨镜

You look like I sound like singing about weenies 你看像我听起来像唱weenies

Now take my weenie out of your mouth 现在把我的威尼出你们的口

This is between me and you, I know you're not happy 这是我和你之间，我知道你不快乐

I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying 我知道你宁愿看到我躺在房间的角落里哭泣的地方

Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying 蜷缩在一球tweeked了我的心临终

There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is 无可否认，我的威尼远远大于你的是

Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges 我的是像两个橘子之间的粘一根香蕉

Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless 为什么你连这样做是为了你自己，这是毫无意义

Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous 为什么我们必须继续经历这个，这是曲折的

My point is this 我的观点是这样的

That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink 如果你说的意思的事情，威尼将缩水

Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is... 现在我fogot合唱是什么，你刚才是......

   

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