If you never hit a cow at 3 a.m. 如果你从来没有打一头牛，在上午03点

In a borrowed Oldsmobile 在借来的奥兹莫比尔

Played cards all night in the county jail 通宵打牌，在县监狱

With the one arm man name Phil 用一只手的人的名字菲尔

   

If you never counted ball off the fifth floor rail 如果你从来没有计算过球五楼铁路

And do a bull at the Holiday Inn 做多头在假日酒店

'Cause it was Panama City, you were drunk and she was pretty 因为那是巴拿马城，你喝醉了，她长得漂亮

The paramedics gave you a prefect ten 医护人员给你一个知府10

   

And when we're old and rocking on the porch 当我们老了和摇摆的门廊

Re-living all our glory 重新生活的所有我们的荣耀

You might have a few less scars 你可能有一些疤痕少

But I'll have better stories 但我有更好的故事

   

If you never been bitten by a snake in a church 如果你从来没有在教堂蛇咬

While you sang "Amazing Grace" 当你唱了“奇异恩典”

If you never had to bribe a border guard 如果你从未有过贿赂边境警卫

To overlook that one suitcase 忽略一个手提箱

   

If you never hustle pool in a biker bar 如果你从来没有喧嚣池在骑自行车的人吧

And had an eight ball break your nose 并在八球打破你的鼻子

Then hit the first Harley with the front of your truck 然后打的第一个哈雷与你的车的前面

Just to watch them all fall like dominoes 只是看他们都属于像多米诺骨牌

   

When we're old and rocking on the porch 当我们老了和摇摆的门廊

Re-living all our glory 重新生活的所有我们的荣耀

You might have a few less scars 你可能有一些疤痕少

But I'll have better stories 但我有更好的故事

   

If you never been banned from a Taco Bell 如果你从来没有被禁止从塔可钟

If you didn't fry your nest's egg 如果你没有炒你的窝蛋

If you never had a doctor say "what the hell?" 如果你从未有过的医生说：“搞什么？ ”

As a little mad nurse climbed out of your bed 作为一个有点疯狂的护士爬出你的床

   

When we're old and rocking on the porch 当我们老了和摇摆的门廊

Re-living all our glory 重新生活的所有我们的荣耀

You might have a few less scars 你可能有一些疤痕少

But I'll have better stories 但我有更好的故事

   

You might have both brain cells left 您可能留下两个脑细胞

But I'll have better stories 但我有更好的故事

   

I don't even know where half these scars came from 我什至不知道有一半的伤痕来自

Somebody remembers though I can't, do you? 有人记得，虽然我不能，你呢？

I know this one right here was from that jump across that car 我知道这一个就在这里为来自全国各地的汽车的跳跃

On that bicycle, you dared me, I did it 在自行车，你敢，我做到了

Girls do love scars 女生爱做疤痕