Benny was the bouncer at the Palais de Dance 班尼是保镖在万国宫舞

He'd slash your granny's face up given half a chance. 他会削减自己的奶奶的脸给了一半的机会。

He'd sell you back the pieces, all for less than half a quid 他会卖给你背个，全部为不到半镑

He thought he was the meanest 他以为他是最卑鄙

Until he met with Savage Sid. 直到他遇到了野人希德。

   

Now Sidney was a greaser with some nasty roots 现在悉尼是一些讨厌的树根加油机

He poured a pint of Guinness over Benny's boots 他在Benny的靴子倒一杯Guinness

Benny looked at Sidney: 班尼看着西德尼：

Sidney stared right back in his eye. 悉尼盯着右后卫在他的眼睛。

Sidney chose a switchblade 西德尼选择了弹簧刀

And Benny got a cold meat pie. 和Benny感冒了肉饼。

Oh! what a terrible sight, 哦！这太可怕了，

Much to the people's delight. 大部分的人的喜悦。

One hell of a fight. 战斗的地狱。

   

Sidney grabbed a hatchet, buried it... in Benny's head. 悉尼抓起一把斧头，把它埋在... Benny的头上。

The people gasped as he bled: 人们倒吸一口冷气，因为他流血：

The end of a Ted? 类TED的结束？

   

Well, they dragged him from the wreckage of the Palais in bits. 那么，他们拖着他从皇宫中位的残骸。

They tried to stick together all the bits that would fit. 他们试图粘在一起的所有，将适合的位。

But some of him was missing 但是，一些他失踪了

And part of him arrived too late, 和他的一部分来得太迟，

So now he works for Jesus 所以，现在他的作品对耶稣

As the bouncer at St. Peter's Gate. 作为保镖，在圣彼得门。