I figured, since I wrote a song about, you know, God and Jesus and all that, I would have to give the opposition equal time. 我想，既然我写了一首歌，你知道，上帝和耶稣，所有这一切，我也得给反对派同样的时间。

   

[menacing voice:] [来势汹汹的声音： ]

Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here, 自从第一个人已经走了地球我一直在这里，

To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear. 轻声细语的怀疑和恶念的种子在他耳边。

I am the Beast, the outcast angel, fallen from on high. 我是野兽，弃儿的天使，从高处堕下。

I go by many names, by there is one you can't deny: 我去了很多名字，有一个你不能否认：

   

[upbeat, flamboyant voice] [乐观，个性张扬的声音]

My name is Satan! 我的名字是撒旦！

Hi, everybody! 嗨，大家好！

Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself... 啊，让我告诉你一些关于我自己...

   

My friends all call me Old Scratch, and I am a Capricorn. 我的朋友都叫我老划痕，而我是摩羯座。

My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn. 我点灯浪漫散步，杀未出生的。

I've got little devil horns, and a little goatee, 我有小恶魔角，小山羊胡子，

And little devil eyes to help a little devil see, 和小鬼的眼睛，帮助小鬼看，

And little cloven hooves make it kinda hard to ski, 和小偶蹄使它有点难以滑雪，

I'm Satan! 我是撒旦！

Woo hoo! 宇豪！

Mephistopheles for some, I dunno... 梅菲斯特一些，我不知道...

   

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz. 我的真名是魔王，但你可以叫我Beelz 。

I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals. 我喜欢看福克斯新闻，然后去俱乐部的一些小海豹。

Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel, 那我就洗个泡泡浴，并喝了粉黛，

Try to wash off that baby seal smell, 尽量洗去小海豹的气味，

And then I'll make a toast to me: 然后我会让举杯对我说：

Hey, here's to my hell......th 嘿，这是我的地狱......日

My name is Satan! 我的名字是撒旦！

Ah haa! HAA啊！

   

To carry on my evil ways, I went and had a son, 要继续我的恶行，我去了，有一个儿子，

And now he makes his living as a singing comedian... 而现在，他让他的生活作为一个歌唱喜剧演员...

   

I'm in every Zeppelin album, 我在每一个齐柏林专辑，

I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants, 我在所有林博的咆哮，

I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance. 我认为波士顿红袜队甚至有机会的原因。

   

And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle, 如果我想吃你的灵魂，我只是把它放在扒炉，

Don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle, 不需要做个交易，我不需要告诉一个谜，

And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle, 他妈的查理·丹尼尔斯，我不在乎，如果他能捣鼓，

I'm Satan. 我是撒旦。

   

[Charlie Daniels impersonation] [查理·丹尼尔斯模拟]

Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal... 魔鬼就下到格鲁吉亚，他一直在寻找一个灵魂偷...

   

[upbeat, flamboyant voice] [乐观，个性张扬的声音]

This is fucking bullshit, because I would not be caught dead in... Georgia! OK? It's like, oh my gawd! 这是他妈的废话，因为我不会在...格鲁吉亚陷入死！行？这就像，噢，我的天哪！

   

Six, six, six! 六，六，六！

   

Satan! 撒旦！

   

... Look. That's just how I picture him. You fuckin' think of whatever you want. ......你看。这只是我怎么想象他。你他妈的以为任何你想要的。