Well you walk into the room, with your pencil in your hand 那么你走进房间，用铅笔在你的手

You see somebody naked and you say: who's that man 你看别人的裸体和你说：那是谁的男人

You try so hard, but you don't understand 你着急，但你不知道

Just what you will say when you get home 只要你会说些什么，当你回家

   

Because somethin' is happenin' 因为事端是happenin

You don't know what it is 你不知道它是什么

Do you, Mister Jones? 你，琼斯先生？

   

You raise up your head and you ask: is this where it is? 你提高了你的头，你问：这是哪里吗？

And somebody points to you and says: it's his 并有人指着你，说：这是他的

And you say: what's mine and somebody else says: Well what is? 和你说：什么是我和别人说：嗯是什么？

And you say Oh my God, am I here all alone 和你说哦，我的上帝，我会在这里独自一人

   

But somethin' is happenin' 但事端是happenin

And you don't know what it is 而你不知道它是什么

Do you, Mister Jones? 你，琼斯先生？

   

You hand in your ticket and you go watch the geek 你的手在你的门票，你去观看怪胎

Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak 谁立刻走上前来，当他听到你说话

And says: how does it feel to be such a freak 并说：到底是什么感觉是这样的怪胎

And you say: "impossible" as he hands you a bone 你说： “不可能的” ，因为他给了你一块骨头

   

And somethin' is happenin' here 和事端是happenin 在这里

But you don't know what it is 但你不知道它是什么

Do you, Mister Jones? 你，琼斯先生？

   

You have many contacts among the lumber jacks 你有木材插孔之间的多次接触

To get you facts when someone attacks your imagination 为了让你的事实，当有人攻击你的想象力

But nobody has any respect, anyway they already expect 但是，没有人有任何的尊重，反正他们已经期待

You to give a check to the tax-deductible Charity organizations 你给的支票给​​免税慈善组织

   

Ah, you've been with the professors and they've all liked your looks 嗯，你已经与教授和他们都喜欢你的容貌

With great lawyers you have discussed lappers and crooks 有了伟大的律师已经讨论lappers和骗子

You've been trough all of their Scott Fitzgerald books 你一直在低谷其所有的斯科特·菲茨杰拉德的书籍

You're very well read, it's well-known 你非常喜欢阅读，这是众所周知的

   

But somethin' is happenin' 但事端是happenin

And you don't know what it is 而你不知道它是什么

Do you, Mister Jones? 你，琼斯先生？

   

Well the sword swallower, he comes up to you and then he kneels 井吞剑，他来给你，然后他跪

He crosses himself and he clicks his high-heels 他越过自己和他点击了高跟鞋

And without further notice he asks you how it feels 而且，恕不另行通知，他问你感觉如何

And he says: here is your throat back, thanks for the loan 他说：这是你的喉咙回来，感谢贷

   

And you know something' is happenin' 你知道的东西是happenin

But you don't know what it is 但你不知道它是什么

Do you, Mister Jones? 你，琼斯先生？

   

Now you see this one-eyed midget, shouting the word "Now" 现在你看到这个独眼侏儒，喊了一句话“现在”

And you say: for what reason, and he says "How" 和你说：是因为什么原因，他说： “怎么样”

You say: "what does this mean", and he screams back: "you're a cow" 你说： “这是什么意思” ，而他的尖叫声回道： “你是一头牛”

Give me some milk or else go home 给我一些牛奶，否则回家

   

And you know somethin' is happenin' 你知道事端是happenin

But you don't know what it is 但你不知道它是什么

Do you, Mister Jones? 你，琼斯先生？

   

Well you walk into the room like a camel and then you frown 那么你走进房间像骆驼，然后你皱眉

You put your eyes in your pocket and your nose to the ground 你把你的口袋里你的眼睛和你的鼻子在地上

There ought to be a law against you comin' around 这里应该是一个法律对你带着你身边

You should be made to wear earphones 你应戴耳机

   

'Cause somethin' is happenin' 因为事端是happenin

And you don't know what it is 而你不知道它是什么

Do you, Mister Jones? 你，琼斯先生？