Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog 保姆很烂但无论他们得到了垃圾食品，功夫，鸡蛋富，挖挖，一只狗

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And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out 和热犹太人，温特劳布先生，我的意思是他是老了，但没有出银币

If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out 如果我坏，我会转身在角落的时间不

Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons? Aight乔希你想做些什么？你想要看动画片？

HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room! HBO的排了，嘿嘿回到了房间！

I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid 我假设你的乡亲都晚归，请让我库尔援助

I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate 我在沙发上一坐，并手淫，然后打电话给我男友加布，看他吃了

Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets 吐出我的Bubbalicious ，并获得了可以容纳10侏儒其中的一个大冰箱

Damn they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch! 该死的，他们很富有，哎，她离开了我五十菜，婊子！

Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss these Chanel links? 让我们试着对你的妈妈的水貂认为她会错过这些香奈儿的链接？

In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink 在高跟鞋的你看起来像瓶子瓶子Binks-水槽下去玩

(I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well （我希望我的妈妈和爸爸！）我希望你的爸爸，以及

But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me you're goin straight to hell 但是，如果你知道的，你会死镰状细胞和上帝告诉我，你要走直下地狱

Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone believe me that's what the 好吧，如果你不喜欢它，我可以离开，然后你就可以独自相信我那是什么

creepy monsters want 令人毛骨悚然的怪物要

Plus I'll be taking your TV 另外，我会考虑你的电视

Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera 穿上你的干扰，不尿床我有一个摄像头

I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah 我要拍张照片显示，小女孩你喜欢莎拉

Oh and one more thing- there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area 哦，还有一东西─还有的被发现在该地区的几个大屠杀

I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour 我是个坏保姆，得到了我的男朋友在你淋浴，呜！我要做个一小时6块钱

Let's make Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep 让我们Fluffernutters不他妈的说出另一个窥

I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep 当您睡觉时，我会走俗套彩妆明星饼干失控雅护肤

Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills? 保持不动，我要检查浴室柜哎这些是什么药？

I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagament 我要的安定乔希你把一个袋子和Tagament

Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug 停止肆意起来我还不够支付你清理的地毯

Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid you gotta go to 是绒毛？我告诉你， 6盒作废了果冻的太多好了小子，你得去

bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head 床上，我知道它的只有6个，但我的孩子刚刚走了过来，他要我给他的头

Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder 坐在他光着屁股的地方，你看小奇迹在沙发上

Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom's 你看玉萍下次spotll被粘因为我吸他的迪基和使用你妈妈的

cucumber 黄瓜

Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire 别担心，我会把它放回北极

Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware 害怕吗？你可以把它吃晚饭不错，清脆的特百惠

No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny! 没有睡前故事，加布下车你这么角质！

Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin 约什得到在床上和房地美克鲁格可能让你看到你妈妈在清晨

No porn and shut the shade Gabe- 没有色情，关上遮阳Gabe-

One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid 有一天你会知道它是多么高兴得到奠定你开始报支付，而