[Singers:] [合唱： ]

Here is the tale of a babysitting job, 这里是一个保姆的工作的故事，

the baby is something of a snob, 宝宝是有点势利的，

   

[Stewie:] [的Stewie ： ]

Oh, go fuck yourselves 哦，去他妈的自己

   

[Singers:] [合唱： ]

So listen very closely, and you'll find 听着很紧密，你会发现

that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds 他们说的有什么不一样的东西在他们的头脑

   

[Haylie:] [海莉： ]

Aren't you a cute little boy 你不是一个可爱的小男孩

   

[Haylie's Thoughts:] [海莉的思考： ]

look at that melon shaped head 看那个瓜形目

   

[Stewie:] [的Stewie ： ]

Having you here is a joy 你来这里是一种享受

   

[Stewie's Thoughts:] [的Stewie的思考： ]

and in an hour you'll be dead 并在一小时内，你就死定了

   

[Haylie:] [海莉： ]

Sit on my knee 坐在我的膝盖

   

[Haylie's Thoughts:] [海莉的思考： ]

please don't go poo 请不要去便便

   

[Stewie:] [的Stewie ： ]

Nice place to be 好的地方是

   

[Stewie's Thoughts:] [的Stewie的思考： ]

This one's for you 这一个对你

   

[Both:] [全部： ]

Babysitting is a bum deal 保姆是一个流浪汉交易

   

[Haylie:] [海莉： ]

Why don't we watch Will & Grace 我们为什么不看威尔与格蕾丝

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

Jesus, do I need a smoke 耶稣，我需要一个无烟

   

[Stewie:] [的Stewie ： ]

Jack puts a smile on my face 杰克把笑容在我脸上

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

oh, what a surprise, a gay joke 哦，有什么惊喜，同性恋笑话

   

[Haylie:] [海莉： ]

I like your house 我喜欢你的房子

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

the ceiling has cracks 天花板上有裂缝

   

[Stewie:] [的Stewie ： ]

I like your blouse 我喜欢你的衬衫

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

Miss TJ Maxx 吴TJ Maxx的

   

[Both:] [全部： ]

Babysitting is a bum deal 保姆是一个流浪汉交易

   

[Singers:] [合唱： ]

So they sat as time went by 因此，他们坐在随着时间的推移

   

[Haylie:] [海莉： ]

slowly as time could go 慢慢地随着时间的可以去

   

[Singers:] [合唱： ]

the baby blarred, and softly cursed 宝宝blarred ，并轻声咒骂

   

[Stewie:] [的Stewie ： ]

cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes, 导致她的嘴唇，她的裙子，她的鞋子，

and her hair made her look like a hoe 她的头发让她看上去像锄头

   

[Haylie:] [海莉： ]

Time for your bottle my sweet 时间，你的瓶子我的甜蜜

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

This little brat smells like piss 这小混蛋闻起来像小便

   

[Stewie:] [的Stewie ： ]

alway's a succulent treat 是常常是一种肉质治疗

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

while I suck that, you suck this 而我吸，你吸这个

   

[Haylie:] [海莉： ]

Aren't you a sight 难道你一见倾心

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

look at him drool 看着他流口水

   

[Stewie:] [的Stewie ： ]

you're a delight 你是一个快乐

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

Damn you, you fool 你这该死的，你这个傻瓜

   

[Both:] [全部： ]

Babysitting is a bum deal 保姆是一个流浪汉交易

   

[Singers:] [合唱： ]

The diaper change was quite a job 该换尿布了不少工作

   

[Haylie:] [海莉： ]

the grossest I've ever seen 我见过的粗暴

   

[Singers:] [合唱： ]

The baby smiled and took a breath 宝宝笑了，深吸了一口气

   

[Stewie:] [的Stewie ： ]

and I grunted and pooped out a poop, 我哼了一声，筋疲力尽了便便，

that looked something like Matthew Modine 看起来像马修摩丁

   

[Haylie:] [海莉： ]

someday you might meet a girl 有一天，你可能会遇到一个女孩

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

yeah, she's gonna be your right hand 是啊，她会是你的右手

   

[Stewie:] [的Stewie ： ]

Maybe it's you my sweet pearl 也许这是你我的甜蜜珍珠

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

darling, i'd rather fuck sand 亲爱的，我宁愿他妈的沙

   

[Haylie:] [海莉： ]

Have a good night 祝你晚安

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

you little creep 你这个小蠕变

   

[Stewie:] [的Stewie ： ]

Have a good night 祝你晚安

   

[Thought:] [心想： ]

Die in your sleep 死在你的睡眠

   

[Both:] [全部： ]

Babysitting is a bum deal 保姆是一个流浪汉交易

Babysitting is a bum deal 保姆是一个流浪汉交易